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[Tiger Teeth]

(12-06-2020, 02:18 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Test 1: Cops could just be given Twinkies and every time they pull someone over place one on the hood of the car. If the person makes it through the entire stop without going for the Twinkies then he/she passed

Test 2: Tell the person a joke that's not very funny such as: "Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent." If the person laughs hysterically he/she failed

Test 3: Tell the person a random fact such as: "You need to consume a quart of water each day for four months to equate to the amount of blood your heart pumps in one hour" or "The full name for the protein nicknamed titin has 189,819 letters and would take three and a half hours to say out loud." If person doesn't lose his/her shit he/she passed.

Test 4: Tell them the Bengals was going to win the 2021 Super Bowl. If they believe you, they failed.