Bengals Insiders Don’t Have Us Taking Pitts

[Bilbo Saggins]

I don't know about this Pitts fellow, but that Gronkowski guy who caught the first TD in the SuperBowl sure is a BUM. I mean he really sucks. When I look at players like him I think to myself: "You are not worth a top 5 pick. No siree. Taking you at number 5 would basically be like taking a punter in the first round." Yup. And that Kelce guy blows too. He'd only be worth drafting at the end of the second round. The first round is for taking injured corners and high 40 times Al Davis style. I sure am RELIEVED to know that someone has their head on straight and would never consider drafting a player like either of these two in the top half of the first round. They are total and complete BUMS.