I Hate This Time of Year (Let's Get Weird)

[Wes Mantooth]

Would you get one of the following tattoos if it somehow guaranteed the Bengals of winning of Superbowl before the end of Joe Burrow's rookie deal?

-Both members of Wham (George Michael and the other dude) one on each ass cheek.

-Steve Urkel on your left or right calf

-A Steelers logo as a trampstamp

-Tim the Tool Man Taylor on your forearm

-A Bengals logo on your face

You can pick and choose any one of these, and it guarantees the Lombardi. Don't ask me how, maybe it's a Genie with demands or some shit.

Any of these stand out as a possibility?