Bengal Moves

[Sabretooth]

Loving this team is like having your only daughter become a prostitute.
Disappointment around every corner.
They seldom can attract and coach up quality players.
The defense does not apply consistent pressure on opposing qbs.
Our linebackers still get shredded by tight ends for years .Cant recognize skilled faster backers ?
Mostly ineffective run blocking .
Our QB only has 1.5 seconds to throw because of a turnstile, lookout o line. QB sacked 41 times in 2016.
Once decent but now stale o line coach who has a lifetime job.
Failure to upgrade under performers.
Tendency to sign last leg cheap players.
Must stop before depression sets in. :paul:

[BengalFanInNJ]

(03-10-2017, 12:31 PM)Sabretooth Wrote: Loving this team is like having your only daughter become a prostitute.
Disappointment around every corner.
They seldom can attract and coach up quality players.
The defense does not apply consistent pressure on opposing qbs.
Our linebackers still get shredded by tight ends for years .Cant recognize skilled faster backers ?
Mostly ineffective run blocking .
Our QB only has 1.5 seconds to throw because of a turnstile, lookout o line. QB sacked 41 times in 2016.
Once decent but now stale o line coach who has a lifetime job.
Failure to upgrade under performers.
Tendency to sign last leg cheap players.
Must stop before depression sets in. :paul:

Don't worry. The Reds will........oh GODDAMMIT!!!

[xxlt]

(03-10-2017, 12:31 PM)Sabretooth Wrote: Loving this team is like having your only daughter become a prostitute.
Disappointment around every corner.
They seldom can attract and coach up quality players.
The defense does not apply consistent pressure on opposing qbs.
Our linebackers still get shredded by tight ends for years .Cant recognize skilled faster backers ?
Mostly ineffective run blocking .
Our QB only has 1.5 seconds to throw because of a turnstile, lookout o line. QB sacked 41 times in 2016.
Once decent but now stale o line coach who has a lifetime job.
Failure to upgrade under performers.
Tendency to sign last leg cheap players.
Must stop before depression sets in. :paul:

Hey, first prostitutes are people too. Second, if your daughter chooses to be a sex worker you tell her the same thing you would tell her about any other line of work she could have chosen: always try to be the best at what you do! And, when she embraces that message, then you just are grateful that she doesn't do something that genuinely harms and offends people - like work in the Bengals' front office.

[Sabretooth]

(03-10-2017, 01:04 PM)xxlt Wrote: Hey, first prostitutes are people too. Second, if your daughter chooses to be a sex worker you tell her the same thing you would tell her about any other line of work she could have chosen: always try to be the best at what you do! And, when she embraces that message, then you just are grateful that she doesn't do something that genuinely harms and offends people - like work in the Bengals' front office.

Bengals' front office !!!!!!
Now that is going way too far.
Thanks for the dose of humor, you may have saved my sanity.

[Capthowdy]

(03-10-2017, 12:31 PM)Sabretooth Wrote: Loving this team is like having your only daughter become a prostitute.
Disappointment around every corner.
They seldom can attract and coach up quality players.
The defense does not apply consistent pressure on opposing qbs.
Our linebackers still get shredded by tight ends for years .Cant recognize skilled faster backers ?
Mostly ineffective run blocking .
Our QB only has 1.5 seconds to throw because of a turnstile, lookout o line. QB sacked 41 times in 2016.
Once decent but now stale o line coach who has a lifetime job.
Failure to upgrade under performers.
Tendency to sign last leg cheap players.
Must stop before depression sets in. :paul:

My daughter sucks at being a prostitute......she's always laying down on the job.....