Anti-Steelers FFB Team Name

[sms520]

I also posted this in smack talk, sorry for the duplication, just want to make sure I get some good ideas...

As a reward for taking 3rd place in a fantasy football league last year I get naming/logo rights for another team during the 2015 season. I am the only Bengals fan in the group as the rest are die-hard Steelers fans...the really obnoxious kind. The kind that sent me jokes in college after Palmer had his knee shredded in the playoffs, that write their own fan songs for the team, that flock to my FB page every time the Steelers beat the Bengals, etc.

I'm looking for just a horrible team name to give one of these guys that they will have to use for the upcoming season, but smack talk is not one of my strengths. If you have an idea for a team logo that would be awesome too. Things I have thought about centering the team name on:

-Mike Tomlin tripping a guy during a play.
-The Steelers loss to Tebow in the playoffs.
-Sacred Cows like Rooney, Hines Ward, Terry Bradshaw, etc
-Current players that are just terrible human beings (Big Ben)

Any thoughts would be much appreciated.

[guyofthetiger]

Ben-Gays.

Ben cops a feel off the center each play. The logo can be hemroids.

[NKYRob]

Big Ben Bathroom Party was my team name several years ago. I'm sure a google search could turn up plenty of nice results for a logo.