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[Tiger Teeth]

Seriously guys.


Yo Bobby. You're next.

[BobJones4980]

(11-23-2021, 11:40 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Seriously guys.


Yo Bobby.  You're next.

Give it a rest, I've got an important matchup to focus on this week, I'm fighting for last place.

Once I finish that up I'll see you next week and youll see exactly what it takes to beat me.   (Hint : it's 60 points)

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-24-2021, 12:03 AM)BobJones4980 Wrote: Give it a rest, I've got an important matchup to focus on this week, I'm fighting for last place.

Once I finish that up I'll see you next week and youll see  exactly what it takes to beat me.   (Hint : it's 60 points)

I thought we played next week.  Woops.  

Btw, Krazy Kangaroos, who I think is coach, worries me.  He beat the dog crap outta me as I remember.  The rest of you should be ashamed of your mediocrity.  Saxnot is NOT pleased.

[TecmoBengals]

My feelings:

[*bfine32*]

(11-15-2021, 01:07 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Well boys.  Looks like I'm moving on with a 4 game win streak.  Somebody remind me the bull story again?

(11-24-2021, 12:26 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: I thought we played next week.  Woops.  

Btw, Krazy Kangaroos, who I think is coach, worries me.  He beat the dog crap outta me as I remember.  The rest of you should be ashamed of your mediocrity.  Saxnot is NOT pleased.

Krazy Kangaroos is Hollo. He's from Austria where Kangaroos roam like krazy....

[*Synric*]

(11-24-2021, 12:26 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: I thought we played next week.  Woops.  

Btw, Krazy Kangaroos, who I think is coach, worries me.  He beat the dog crap outta me as I remember.  The rest of you should be ashamed of your mediocrity.  Saxnot is NOT pleased.

You should check out week 4...

[*Synric*]

(11-24-2021, 11:55 AM)bfine32 Wrote: Krazy Kangaroos is Hollo. He's from Austria where Kangaroos roam like krazy....

Can we get a list of teams to board members? I'm Kermit's Nose Kandy.

[HarleyDog]

(11-24-2021, 11:53 PM)Synric Wrote: Can we get a list of teams to board members? I'm Kermit's Nose Kandy.

I’m HarleyDog.

[*bfine32*]

(11-24-2021, 11:53 PM)Synric Wrote: Can we get a list of teams to board members? I'm Kermit's Nose Kandy.

Sho'Nuff=bfine

Amelia Monitor=Bengal Dude

Tiger's Maulers=Tiger's Teeth

Poppies's Flying Wolves=SladeX

Holescreek Hounds=Coach McNeil

Kevin=Kevin

Bob Jones=Bob Jones

You=Kermit

Harley=Harley

Tecmo=Tecmo

Hollo=KrazyKangaroos

Urinal Cakes=Vas Deferense..aka Ass. Commish...aka kid on the side of a milk carton

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-25-2021, 12:13 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: I’m HarleyDog.

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-25-2021, 02:20 AM)bfine32 Wrote: Sho'Nuff=bfine

Amelia Monitor=Bengal Dude

Tiger's Maulers=Tiger's Teeth

Poppies's Flying Wolves=SladeX

Holescreek Hounds=Coach McNeil

Kevin=Kevin

Bob Jones=Bob Jones

You=Kermit

Harley=Harley

Tecmo=Tecmo

Hollo=KrazyKangaroos

Urinal Cakes=Vas Deferense..aka Ass. Commish...aka kid on the side of a milk carton

I think we ought to pummel his lazy ass.  But, that's just me, he and I are buddies.

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-24-2021, 10:17 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: My feelings:

Step lively there newblood.  You have a very good chance of making a big move this week.  I have been fearing week 12 since right after the draft.  I tried to make some moves to help improve, but you guys are like freakin' vultures in that damn list of available players.

Anyway Mr. "Walkin away" you might want to look at the updated lineup I have in when you drag out of bed.  Because that's all you're facing.  I need several miracles this week.  

[SladeX]

(11-21-2021, 05:39 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I didn't mean for this to result in Taylor having 5 TDs and nearly 200 yards against my team.

That'll teach you. Mess with the bull you'll step in s***, er something like that.

[Tiger Teeth]

Lol, oh great, more bull talk.

[BobJones4980]

(11-25-2021, 10:40 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Lol, oh great, more bull talk.

Must be a senior citizen thing. 

[kevin]

I needed the points my Thanksgiving Day players put up. I'm glad I saw Lamb scratched at last second after all the hype that he was great and good to go. I had things to do and places to go Thanksgiving. I cooked a 23 pound Turkey and as it finished I had to make 6 boxes of Stove Top to go with it, to take to neighbors as I promised. So not a good day for last second game moves, but I'm glad I swapped Lamb out and avoided his zero this week. I will need all these points today because Holmscreek has all his big point players Sunday, including Tom Brady. At least Josh Allen woke up with a good Fantasy Points Game for me, and that helped my TE Knox as well.

So I'm out front because of Thanksgiving Day, but Holmscreek has all his team but one going Sunday. He has the players to catch and pass me. Still, I have to be happy with the points my players put up today. It gives me a shot at getting to 6-6 and off being under .500 ball. I'm just glad I found out Lamb scratched before the game and before I spent Holiday at neighbors.

[TecmoBengals]

My Thanksgiving Day fantasy football was blah. The Bears did nothing against the Lions and only netted me 4 points. Waller started off strong, but hurt his knee and never came back. He ended up with 4.30 points. My 6-5 might become 6-6.

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-26-2021, 11:14 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: My Thanksgiving Day fantasy football was blah. The Bears did nothing against the Lions and only netted me 4 points. Waller started off strong, but hurt his knee and never came back. He ended up with 4.30 points. My 6-5 might become 6-6.

Bro.  Have you even looked at my starters?  Quit yer bitchin'.  If you don't beat the weak ass group I'm trottin' out there this week, then you don't deserve to be in the playoffs.  You're 77% favorite to win, with 2 more players left than me.  You lose, you're gonna' endure literal hell from me.  

[TecmoBengals]

(11-26-2021, 09:40 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Bro.  Have you even looked at my starters?  Quit yer bitchin'.  If you don't beat the weak ass group I'm trottin' out there this week, then you don't deserve to be in the playoffs.  You're 77% favorite to win, with 2 more players left than me.  You lose, you're gonna' endure literal hell from me.  

I've been in the place before and lost. Never underestimate the power of the Fantasy Football Gods. 

[Tiger Teeth]

(11-26-2021, 10:07 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I've been in the place before and lost. Never underestimate the power of the Fantasy Football Gods. 

Well buddy.  I believe you are probably aware of my stance on posting pornography in this thread.  That emoji, while maybe "Board" approved, don't fly here.  Hate to do this to you, I was gettin' to like you man.  But...