Your Best SARCASTIC Bengals Rant

[TKUHL]

Sometimes the funniest post I read on here are the sarcastic ones. The team is depressing as ever right now so maybe we can all get a chuckle and lighten up. Let's here your most sarcastic Bengal rant ever.

[*Go Cards*]

It is not really sarcastic, just sad and do not think it is thread worthy either.

But when Burkhead scored early in the NE game he had scored the last TD for the Patriots and the Bengals.

Guess every time he scores that will be the case until we score a TD.

Got to break that ice this weekend somehow.

[TKUHL]

(09-19-2017, 01:13 AM)Go Cards Wrote: It is not really sarcastic, just sad and do not think it is thread worthy either.

But when Burkhead scored early in the NE game he had scored the last TD for the Patriots and the Bengals.

Guess every time he scores that will be the case until we score a TD.

Got to break that ice this weekend somehow.

I wish we would have kept him. I always thought he was a tough smart player who seemed to make a play when we needed it. Would have been happy with him over Hill, heck even LaFell. Sorry no sarcasm, too tired. I'll write something in the morning. I'm sure something will come to mind since I'll be dreaming all night about this awesome team. Anymore I like to count TD passes to fall asleep. Use to count playoff wins but the excitement this season with this offense lighting it up, you da man Andy! just overwhelms me when I try to sleep. But when I wake up and thank my lucky stars we have the man, the myth the legend Marvin Lewis, I'll try to make time to write something. I'll probably just end up writing Mike Brown another thank you letter if I get in a writing mood. I just like to thank him from time to time for all the championships we've won, and sometimes I just want him to know how much I appreciate the dedication and hard work he puts into fielding the best team possible no matter what position it is, you know Mikey's motto " No position is too much" and he will pay top dollar to do whatever it takes to win. I just don't think I can ever match the level of appreciation that he shows us. Man I'm getting all teared up just thinking about the excitement the rest of this season holds for this team. I better go to bed, I'm sure something to write about will come to mind, until then Go SB or go home right. Who-Dey that's right nobody.

[Interceptor]

Bengals are key in suicide pools.
And it looks like the Giants are just as good as the Bengals this year.

[*Awful Llama*]

They're a championship-caliber team that will win many games this year and have a deep playoff run.

[THE PISTONS]

Mike Brown wins 2nd consecutive Executive of the Year Award!!!

[Interceptor]

Marv,

Sorry that you didn't get that 8th straight....

[HarleyDog]

Marvin sucks harder than a Chinese chick in a buckakee porn. Mike is an asshole who dangles hope in the minds of many senseless fans who pray at night, then cuss God for not answering on Sunday. Paul is a parking lot attendant who keeps meth heads of your car during the week at work. Soooooooo, when you put it in a nutshell, our team is lead by a chinese chick butthole fighting meth heads.

Ok I tried. Damn beer!

[grampahol]

It's all rigged to influence Bengals fans to all jump into the Ohio river late Sundays..and post prime time..

[NATI BENGALS]

It really doesnt make sense.

With a master motivater of men like marvin standing on the sidelines clapping and giggling while happily bending over for the refs every time they want to screw us... Coupled with his wizard like game management skills and in game adjustments that are flawless.. How is it 15 of our Bengals 50 years have led to zero success when the games really matter?

Easily one of the best in the biz. I for one am hoping for 15 more years of marv. Just think what he could do after another rebuild.

Get rid of our loud mouth future hall of famers Geno and AJ who are leading the team no where and get some team first guys in here marvin can win with.

[Circleville Guy]

Thanks to the discipline and clock management of Marvin Lewis, as well as the willingness of Mike Brown to bring in top free agents... the Bengals are picked to go deep into the playoffs once again. The overpowering Offensive Line should make the difference that will bring the Bengals their 3rd World Championship of the decade. Who Dey!

[2slick]

What surprises me is that Tyler Eifert is not playing this week. I really thought he would lead the NFL in most consecutive starts when he retired from football. Cant believe John Ross is out also. It must have been all the grueling minutes he played last week. With the Bengals having the best medical staff in the NFL, I am totally shocked.