DC Squad's fans asking a question we've pondered

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(12-17-2017, 12:39 PM)grampahol Wrote: Being that my life remains roughly the same whether they win multiple superbowls or become the bottom feeders forever it matters not..
I'd like them to win, sure, but if they stink up the place till the end of time it's not going to change my life in any dramatic fashion.  Let's see, do I get paid more/less depending on the Bengals?  Nope. Do I get laid more often? Nope. Do my shoes wear out faster or slower? Nope. 
Will Mike Brown still be a schmuck? Yup.  

False.

Word on the street is the excess salary cap space is being saved to be givne to the fan base as a dividend earned only after a SB victory.  And the money will get you a LOT of hookers, so...