***2nd Annual Bengals Board Awards***

[McC]

(02-02-2018, 02:25 PM)Wyche Wrote:

You forgot to include the Drugstore List.

[muskiesfan]

I got hosed again! I was out of town last year and this year I was the only person who voted for me. Didn't anyone receive my flyers with stats and info explaining why I'm the best candidate for everything?!? I even had a personal endorsement from Jim Lippincott on there. If I can't win on the internet, where can I win?











This is all in jest and in no way should be taken seriously. No flyers were made and no Lippincotts were harmed in the making of this post. This message is sponsored by the Alamo Beer Company and Polk High School.

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

(02-03-2018, 11:39 AM)muskiesfan Wrote: I got hosed again! I was out of town last year and this year I was the only person who voted for me. Didn't anyone receive my flyers with stats and info explaining why I'm the best candidate for everything?!? I even had a personal endorsement from Jim Lippincott on there. If I can't win on the internet, where can I win?











This is all in jest and in no way should be taken seriously. No flyers were made and no Lippincotts were harmed in the making of this post. This message is sponsored by the Alamo Beer Company and Polk High School.

Not true my brother....you're my dog if you never win a race.




Plus you're in my picks of best JN poster....lol.

[*psychdoctor*]

(02-02-2018, 05:34 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: NOT A SINGLE VOTE FOR ME I'M PI$$ED

Naw not at all. People can get mad but it's whatever. There's a ton of solid contributors on this board.

I know I voted for you in one of these categories and I really suck at these kind of things.

[muskiesfan]

(02-03-2018, 04:14 PM)Wyche Wrote: Not true my brother....you're my dog if you never win a race.




Plus you're in my picks of best JN poster....lol.

I know, but I worked really hard on that Lippincott joke (not really, I thought about it for a full second or two).

[HarleyDog]

(02-03-2018, 04:14 PM)WychesWarrior Wrote: Not true my brother....you're my dog

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

(02-04-2018, 07:51 AM)HarleyDog Wrote:

Cherry picking quotes......is that you fred?

[*Awful Llama*]

(02-02-2018, 12:27 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Ok, since only a few people actually voted- or voted correctly - I've decided to collect all the names listed and have my assistant Betty Bristlepatch run the info through the state of the art Holic WTF-a-tron 5000 and pick the winners in each category. 

Hit.

[*SHRacerX*]

(01-30-2018, 02:02 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Posted hard core pornography.

No joking.  It included beastiality.

He wanted to get banned

Spoken like a true expert on the subject(s)

[*Go Cards*]

In my book everybody contributes greatly to the board which is what makes it the only message board community that I have ever joined.

When originally joined would get into the long drawn out battles and loved it. But was having some surgeries done then and had the spare time.

Now do not get hooked into those battles very often and will just concede per working too much.

But always look forward to hearing all's opinions on here and each is an MVP in my book for just sticking it out as a Bengals fan.

[BengalsRocker]

(02-02-2018, 12:27 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Ok, since only a few people actually voted- or voted correctly - I've decided to collect all the names listed and have my assistant Betty Bristlepatch run the info through the state of the art Holic WTF-a-tron 5000 and pick the winners in each category. 

Look at all of that equipment!

All out of date...  except the sammich maker in the middle.  

[BenZoo2]

(02-04-2018, 12:36 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: Look at all of that equipment!

All out of date...  except the sammich maker in the middle.  

That is if a sammich is all you want

[*Go Cards*]

(02-04-2018, 12:36 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: Look at all of that equipment!

All out of date...  except the sammich maker in the middle.  

My father was a computer operator for NCR in the 70's. 

He was on their elite ball teams (basketball and softball) and was told of the fall of NCR in Dayton a year before it happened so he grabbed a transfer to Louisville. 

He worked alone on 3rd shift after transfer so came to work with him often. 

Anyway, the computer filled up the entire top floor of a building. It would take a thousand of these to equal it. 

Now my cell phone can do more, crazy. 

[*SHRacerX*]

(02-04-2018, 12:42 PM)Go Cards Wrote: My father was a computer operator for NCR in the 70's. 

He was on their elite ball teams (basketball and softball) and was told of the fall of NCR in Dayton a year before it happened so he grabbed a transfer to Louisville. 

He worked alone on 3rd shift after transfer so came to work with him often. 

Anyway, the computer filled up the entire top floor of a building. It would take a thousand of these to equal it. 

Now my cell phone can do more, crazy. 

We clearly found a terminator and reverse-engineered it.

[*SHRacerX*]

(02-04-2018, 12:42 PM)Go Cards Wrote: My father was a computer operator for NCR in the 70's. 

He was on their elite ball teams (basketball and softball) and was told of the fall of NCR in Dayton a year before it happened so he grabbed a transfer to Louisville. 

He worked alone on 3rd shift after transfer so came to work with him often. 

Anyway, the computer filled up the entire top floor of a building. It would take a thousand of these to equal it. 

Now my cell phone can do more, crazy. 

We clearly found a terminator and reverse-engineered it.  

[HarleyDog]

(02-04-2018, 10:31 AM)Wyche Wrote: Cherry picking quotes......is that you fred?

[jfkbengals]

(02-03-2018, 11:39 AM)muskiesfan Wrote: I got hosed again! I was out of town last year and this year I was the only person who voted for me. Didn't anyone receive my flyers with stats and info explaining why I'm the best candidate for everything?!? I even had a personal endorsement from Jim Lippincott on there. If I can't win on the internet, where can I win?











This is all in jest and in no way should be taken seriously. No flyers were made and no Lippincotts were harmed in the making of this post. This message is sponsored by the Alamo Beer Company and Polk High School.

Unless the envelope full of money makes it's way to me, flyers mean nothing!

[jfkbengals]

(02-01-2018, 10:38 AM)ochocincos Wrote: Grr I should have more votes!

She can have my grade A bologna!

[*rfaulk34*]

(02-04-2018, 12:36 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: Look at all of that equipment!

All out of date...  except the sammich maker in the middle.  

That's the replay official in NY getting ready for the Super Bowl. 

[Bengalzona]

(02-02-2018, 12:27 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Ok, since only a few people actually voted- or voted correctly - I've decided to collect all the names listed and have my assistant Betty Bristlepatch run the info through the state of the art Holic WTF-a-tron 5000 and pick the winners in each category. 

Bristlepatch, you say?

Has anyone ever spoken to her about Brazilians?