Posts: 3,818
Threads: 33
Reputation:
8753
Joined: May 2015
I honestly don't think I would even make it to game day. The two week period between the conference championship game and the Super Bowl would be too much for me to handle. I would die of a heart attack each day. I would be so on edge that I would be divorced, fired, excommunicated and banished from the USA all within those two weeks not to mention the multiple attempts on my life from friends, family and strangers.
But, man, it would be all worth it if the Bengals won.
Posts: 19,086
Threads: 235
Reputation:
177416
Joined: May 2015
I have no clue what I would do if the Bengals even made it again, little lone win it. No fire hydrant would be safe for 2 weeks. My main goal would be to stay our of the pound!
Posts: 1,709
Threads: 72
Reputation:
12348
Joined: May 2015
there is no chance that the Bengals win a Super Bowl with Mike Brown as owner/GM and Marv as coach.
Espn and USA today projecting Bengals with 6 to 7wins next year. That may be optimistic.
I predict a fourth place finish in AFC North next year. The Browns are getting real close to having a better roster than the Bengals and if they get decent QB play they could even sweep us next year.
Re-hiring of Marv is going to prove to be another two year disaster. Then he will get renewed.
Posts: 15,753
Threads: 164
Reputation:
23107
Joined: May 2015
I just imagined this and laughed.
#FIRELOU
Posts: 14,281
Threads: 294
Reputation:
31560
Joined: May 2015
I think we all have a better chance of catching the winning power ball ticket during a hurricane in Nebraska in January therefore I suggest we all make travel plans for Nebraska next year and every year thereafter until the Bengals actually win the super bowl..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Posts: 2,138
Threads: 291
Reputation:
7221
Joined: May 2015
Location: Indiana
The split screen of Mike Brown and Jerry Jones as Andy Dalton throws a 15 yard TD pass to go up by 1 point as time runs out in the fourth quarter to Tyler Boyd and you can read Jerry Jones lips "HOW THE HELL DO WE LOSE TO THE BENGALS?!...THAT'S HOW!!!"
Mike Brown on the other screen is seen sleeping with Katie in the background whispering "Don't wake him...get the team and equipment together and lets get out of here before he wakes up."