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Capt Andrew Luck is a parody Twitter feed. He writes letters to his mother in a Civil Warish era manner comments on the games. Some believe the account may be Luck himself. All in all, though they are rather humorous.
From the last preseason game
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Previewing Sunday's game
We fans of the Tiger men must show faith in Capt Dalton's firey crown
Winning makes believers of us all
They didn't win and we don't beleive
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Haha I've seen this before and thoroughly enjoy it. So creative.
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haha now that's entertaining!!
His infantry will be shredded by our boys in boots (Atkins and Los) and his sidearm will start misfiring.
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And the end will read something like this.
Dearest Mother - I hope you were watching the Hall-Mark channel. Please do not watch the news. Is my room still available? I'm done! I have been sentenced to leave Indianapolis for it is now unincorporated territory of the great state of Ohio. I'm going to take your advice and try to be a professional bowler. - Andrew.
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I assume his sidearm is a Colt 45.
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I’ve been following him on twitter for a while now. They showed a clip of Andrew Luck reading one of those accounts on NFL network. It was pretty funny.
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Good schtick someone created.
Even better if it actually is the real Luck.
Yet like the Tiger mens chances.
The water tastes funny when you're far from your home,
yet it's only the thirsty that hunger to roam.
Roam the Jungle !
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I'm surprised there's no mention of Capt. Dalton's legendary red rifle. He has 167 confirmed kills with that thing.
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One of my favorite twitter accounts. Right up there with Pittsburgh Dad's videos. Sorry, not sorry, that shiz's funny. My sister married and moved to Pennsyltucky, and the videos are dead on.
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Captain Morgan says Bengals win 48 - 0
But that is the Captain speaking.
The water tastes funny when you're far from your home,
yet it's only the thirsty that hunger to roam.
Roam the Jungle !
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