I don't see how Starkist can stay in business

[*michaelsean*]

All you have to do is claim you have bought Startkist tuna in th elast 5 years, and you get $25 in cash or $50 in tuna. Even if nobody cheats, $25 for every person who has bought their tuna in the last five years?

http://consumerist.com/2015/08/25/starkist-tuna-class-action-settlement-means-customers-get-25-in-cash-or-50-in-tuna/

[XenoMorph]

(08-27-2015, 05:28 PM)michaelsean Wrote: All you have to do is claim you have bought Startkist tuna in th elast 5 years, and you get $25 in cash or $50 in tuna. Even if nobody cheats, $25 for every person who has bought their tuna in the last five years?

http://consumerist.com/2015/08/25/starkist-tuna-class-action-settlement-means-customers-get-25-in-cash-or-50-in-tuna/

sweet 50$ of cat food.

[jfkbengals]

(08-27-2015, 06:24 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: sweet 50$ of cat food.

Yup, he's gonna be one happy kitty!

[SunsetBengal]

Just wait till the fitness community gets wind of this..

[*Awful Llama*]

You can lie and get free cash or tuna, but he'll be watching....

[Yojimbo]

(08-27-2015, 05:28 PM)michaelsean Wrote: All you have to do is claim you have bought Startkist tuna in th elast 5 years, and you get $25 in cash or $50 in tuna.  Even if nobody cheats, $25 for every person who has bought their tuna in the last five years?

http://consumerist.com/2015/08/25/starkist-tuna-class-action-settlement-means-customers-get-25-in-cash-or-50-in-tuna/

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/27/business/free-starkist-tuna.html?_r=0&referrer=


Only have to pay a maximum of $8mill in cash or $4mill in food. Won't put them out of business.

[Benton]

They'll get a bailout.

[*michaelsean*]

(08-27-2015, 10:57 PM)Yojimbo Wrote: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/27/business/free-starkist-tuna.html?_r=0&referrer=


Only have to pay a maximum of $8mill in cash or $4mill in food. Won't put them out of business.

Oh I missed that part.  Yeah that's different.

[*michaelsean*]

(08-27-2015, 11:09 PM)Benton Wrote: They'll get a bailout.

We have no choice.  If they go then we all go.

[Johnny Cupcakes]

Don't be thieves, friends. Resist the urge.

[*Awful Llama*]

(08-28-2015, 05:40 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Don't be thieves, friends. Resist the urge.

Hey, someone yells "free tuna," they're going to draw a crowd.

[JustWinBaby]

They really kind of **** you if they give you food instead of cash

[*Nately120*]

Honestly, I've only purchased the generic stuff.

[CINwillWIN]

(08-30-2015, 10:10 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Honestly, I've only purchased the generic stuff.

I'm in the same boat...(pun intended) 

[fredtoast]

They will be fine.

They are just trying to build a better future.

[*Awful Llama*]

(08-30-2015, 10:10 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Honestly, I've only purchased the generic stuff.

Well, this made me go check to see what the wife buys.  Never really paid attention or requested she buy something specific.  In our pantry we have two cans of Chicken of the Sea.  Reminds me of their old jingle:

Ask any mermaid you happen to see: what's the best tuna?  Chicken of the Sea!

Aaaaaaaaaaand that song is stuck in my head