10-26-2018, 06:40 PM
Lost my virginity to one of these
Have you ever been called, "The Devil?"
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10-26-2018, 06:40 PM
Lost my virginity to one of these
11-04-2018, 12:18 PM
(10-26-2018, 06:40 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Lost my virginity to one of theseVacuum cleaner sex isn't exactly something to brag about at least in the circles I hang around with.. After all at least use one that will actually clean things properly.. The jizzmatic 5000!
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
11-04-2018, 10:18 PM
(10-26-2018, 06:40 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Lost my virginity to one of these So I suppose you stuck the wand on the right side of the screen into your... never mind, we don't need to know!
11-04-2018, 10:24 PM
(11-04-2018, 10:18 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: So I suppose you stuck the wand on the right side of the screen into your... He did it all for the nookie.
11-05-2018, 06:06 PM
Yes.
11-05-2018, 09:04 PM
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