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Have you ever been called, "The Devil?"
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Lost my virginity to one of these

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(10-26-2018, 06:40 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Lost my virginity to one of these

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Vacuum cleaner sex isn't exactly something to brag about at least in the circles I hang around with.. After all at least use one that will actually clean things properly.. The jizzmatic 5000! 
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.


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(10-26-2018, 06:40 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Lost my virginity to one of these

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So I suppose you stuck the wand on the right side of the screen into your...

never mind, we don't need to know!
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(11-04-2018, 10:18 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: So I suppose you stuck the wand on the right side of the screen into your...

never mind, we don't need to know!

He did it all for the nookie.
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Yes.
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(11-04-2018, 10:24 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: He did it all for the nookie.

What?!
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(11-05-2018, 09:04 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: What?!

I somehow just knew you would sniff out that post and respond. LMAO
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