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The Twelve Days of Bengals
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On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:

Twelve men in the huddle,

Eleven shaky starters,

Ten yards for holding,

Nine losing seasons,

Eight years of Palmer,

Seven playoff losses,

Six fines on Burfict,

Five defensive coordinators!

Four guys named Johnson,

Three wins against Pittsburgh,

Two broken thumbs for Dalton...

...and a Marvin Lewis coaching tree!
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(12-25-2018, 07:38 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:

Twelve men in the huddle,

Eleven shaky starters,

Ten yards for holding,

Nine losing seasons,

Eight years of Palmer,

Seven playoff losses,

Six fines on Burfict,

Five defensive coordinators!

Four guys named Johnson,

Three wins against Pittsburgh,

Two broken thumbs for Dalton...

...and Marvin Lewis coaching for life!

That's so damn good man. I fear you have too much time on your hands, but still..
I'm gonna break every record they've got. I'm tellin' you right now. I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but it's goin' to get done.

- Ja'Marr Chase 
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It didn't take a physicist to come up with that, but one certainly did! Wink
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FA LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA, LA, LAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
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(12-25-2018, 07:38 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:

Twelve men in the huddle,

Eleven shaky starters,

Ten yards for holding,

Nine losing seasons,

Eight years of Palmer,

Seven playoff losses,

Six fines on Burfict,

Five defensive coordinators!

Four guys named Johnson,

Three wins against Pittsburgh,

Two broken thumbs for Dalton...

...and Marvin Lewis coaching for life!

Then there’s the SnoopDog version. Ninja

On the twelfth day of Bengals, Cincinnati gave to me:

Twelve men in the Hizzle,

Eleven shaky stizzles,

Ten yards for hizzling,

Nine losing sizzles,

Eight years of Pizzle,

Seven playoff lizzles,

Six fines on Bizzle

Five defensive chizzles,

Four guys named Johnjizzle,

Three wins against Shitzel,

Two broken Dalton thizzles,

...and Marvin Lewis Popping caps in your soul. {Mic Drop}

LOL
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Five Hypothetical Rings!!!!!
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Great work, FIK
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