Word to the married guys..

[SunsetBengal]

Telling your Mrs. that her outfit looks like a Holly Hobby doll came to life, and also complimenting her on her retro looking Peggy Bundy hairdo is probably not the best choice to make. Just sayin'

[HarleyDog]

Cleaning a corner of the doghouse for you to crash in for a few days.





Where the hell is my pooper scooper?

[SunsetBengal]

(08-10-2019, 05:38 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Cleaning a corner of the doghouse for you to crash in for a few days.





Where the hell is my pooper scooper?

Appreciate the offer, but I think we're good here.  We got a real nice sofa, that she'll be completely comfortable on, until she learns how to dress more fashionably and get a modern hair style.  

Really, she's grown accustomed to my bizarre sense of humor, and learned to dish out some good ones of her own.  I fully expect to find coupons for viagra and The hair club for men, sitting on my desk, any day now..

[HarleyDog]

(08-10-2019, 06:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Appreciate the offer, but I think we're good here.  We got a real nice sofa, that she'll be completely comfortable on, until she learns how to dress more fashionably and get a modern hair style.  

Really, she's grown accustomed to my bizarre sense of humor, and learned to dish out some good ones of her own.  I fully expect to find coupons for viagra and The hair club for men, sitting on my desk, any day now..

Same here. I joke so much and many times cross the line thinking it will get a laugh, but I get the look and an ugh! THATS when I know I misjudged the situation and window for humor. But, I do try harder when she is not in a good mood. So, its my risk going into that battle.

[Au165]

(08-10-2019, 03:32 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Telling your Mrs. that her outfit looks like a Holly Hobby doll came to life, and also complimenting her on her retro looking Peggy Bundy  hairdo is probably not the best choice to make.  Just sayin'  

For this to make sense I think we'd need to know what those references actually mean....


I do actually know the Married with Children reference, but it's kind of crazy to think that show is 30 years old.

[StoneTheCrow]

Definitely don’t say “You’re not wearing that, are you?” before going out.

[Truck_1_0_1_]

I find it hilarious that these things actually happen.

My wife and I have spoken honestly like this to each other since we started dating and NEVER have either of us had to sleep on the couch or have any of these issues.

I don't get it; not to sound rude or like a dick, but does every couple have this thin a skin?

[*bfine32*]

(08-10-2019, 03:32 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Telling your Mrs. that her outfit looks like a Holly Hobby doll came to life, and also complimenting her on her retro looking Peggy Bundy  hairdo is probably not the best choice to make.  Just sayin'  

Pics.....Peggy Bundy was hawt. 

[sandwedge]

(08-12-2019, 12:12 PM)Truck_1_0_1_ Wrote: I find it hilarious that these things actually happen.

My wife and I have spoken honestly like this to each other since we started dating and NEVER have either of us had to sleep on the couch or have any of these issues.

I don't get it; not to sound rude or like a dick, but does every couple have this thin a skin?

You'll go through highs and lows in a few years and when it's in the "low", just the little things sets them off. I'm going through that shit right at the  moment. I breath wrong and she gets pissed and makes federal case out of it... 

[sandwedge]

(08-12-2019, 07:56 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Pics.....Peggy Bundy was hawt. 

Hell yeah!

[XenoMorph]

(08-13-2019, 11:22 AM)sandwedge Wrote: Hell yeah!

but Kelly had it going on.

[Benton]

(08-12-2019, 07:56 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Pics.....Peggy Bundy was hawt. 

My wife said I should've moved to new Jersey when I said two of the hottest women were Fran dresher and Peggy Bundy.

[grampahol]

Heck, Lucile Ball was super hot when she was still doing gangster films early in her acting career..
anyways...
No two women are the same. They all have their peculiar likes and dislikes so if you really want to be single and never get laid ever again just pretend they're all cut from the same cloth. Go ahead.. Compare your wife to the girl in school who got drunk and banged the entire football team some Friday night... She'll just love you for that analogy..   Trust me when I say to always remember her name (YOUR WIFE) even if you're drunk on your ass coming home late on a Tuesday morning at 4 am..  Nothing says GTFO like forgetting her name.. 

[Devils Advocate]

Men need to grow some balls. If you have a man cave, you’re a wuss!! King of the castle my ass!

‘Happy wife=happy life’ is shit. It should, at minimum be: ‘happy spouse=happy house’.

In fact as a man, you’d be a fool to get married to begin with, let alone have children.

The courts are set up in a way to extract your livelihood as a man as soon as that woman decides to divorce you despite disproportionately initiating the split. 50% of first marriages end in divorce. It gets worse if you marry a second time and even worse if you marry a third time.

As a man you’re the provider, the protector, the mechanic, the handyman etc. As a man, you bring so much more to the table than a woman could ever dream about. Stand up for yourselves ... men!

Since the beginning of time men have risked their lives
For the betterment of the tribe, including (but not limited to) making the lives of women comparatively easy. Reclaim your manhood, gentlemen.

You’re not the bumbling idiot sitcom dads portray you as. Recognize your value and stop letting these woman run your lives.

[mallorian69]

If your wife ever asks if if an outfit makes her look fat never say "no honey, being fat makes you look fat".

[Tiger Teeth]

(08-14-2019, 01:35 AM)Benton Wrote: My wife said I should've moved to new Jersey when I said two of the hottest women were Fran dresher and Peggy Bundy.

Did a porno and I've seen it.  It was several years before she was famous.

[Vas Deferens]

(08-22-2019, 01:13 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Did a porno and I've seen it.  It was several years before she was famous.

my 'make a wish' request would be simply following you around the internet for the day.