Question about Andy at this point in his career.

[NKURyan]

(08-29-2019, 09:12 PM)Nately120 Wrote: We had a chance to draft a stud LB
but over us the Steeler did leap
We said with a frown, we don't need him 'round
We've got an instantly-hurt LT!

So what you're trying to say
Is Bengals OTs were OK?
I think that you must be quite sick.
Yeah sure he got hurt,
And it's quite an alert.
But you must think the Bengals are psychic.

D-Bush may be a stud
But he could be a dud.
We'll see if big hits he's a dealer.
It's funny how quick
We trot out this schtick
Just because he became a Pitt Steeler.

Your rhymes they are lacking,
Your meter is slacking,
But I'm finding this fun nonetheless.
Keep at it, it's fine
But I must drop the line
That your poetry's become quite a mess.

[*Nately120*]

(08-29-2019, 09:22 PM)NKURyan Wrote: So what you're trying to say
Is Bengals OTs were OK?
I think that you must be quite sick.
Yeah sure he got hurt,
And it's quite an alert.
But you must think the Bengals are psychic.

D-Bush may be a stud
But he could be a dud.
We'll see if big hits he's a dealer.
It's funny how quick
We trot out this schtick
Just because he became a Pitt Steeler.

Your rhymes they are lacking,
Your meter is slacking,
But I'm finding this fun nonetheless.
Keep at it, it's fine
But I must drop the line
That your poetry's become quite a mess.

By your logic Jonah must be quite bad
since he was selected by Katie Brown's dumbass dad
His picks, they are crap 
which is why with Dalton we're trapped
And...um....Dolegala is the best and you stink.

HA!

[*jason*]

(08-29-2019, 07:04 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: My wife says that to me all the time.

Don't take it too hard... They lie to all of us.

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-29-2019, 09:41 PM)Nately120 Wrote: By your logic Jonah must be quite bad
since he was selected by Katie Brown's dumbass dad
His picks, they are crap 
which is why with Dalton we're trapped
And...um....Dolegala is the best and you stink.

HA!

Get off my nuts they say Dalton, he stunk
while Dolegala out there playin with the funk
like Bootsy Collins slappin that bass
Finley standin on the side sayin 'i in this race'
Dalton just laughs yellin 'i got the clincher'
Ya'll fools ain't got nuthin on this pasty ginger

[XsandOs]

(08-29-2019, 09:12 PM)Nately120 Wrote: We had a chance to draft a stud LB
but over us the Steeler did leap
We said with a frown, we don't need him 'round
We've got an instantly-hurt LT!


(and yes, I realize as long as Mike Brown is alive we're never going to draft a QB who can win a SB)

Just terrible, Nate.

Sir-mixalot your are not!

[*Nately120*]

(08-29-2019, 10:47 PM)XsandOs Wrote: Just terrible, Nate.

Sir-mixalot your are not!

I've always pictured myself more as my generation's Harry Nilsson.

(08-29-2019, 10:42 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Get off my nuts they say Dalton, he stunk
while Dolegala out there playin with the funk
like Bootsy Collins slappin that bass
Finley standin on the side sayin 'i in this race'
Dalton just laughs yellin 'i got the clincher'
Ya'll fools ain't got nuthin on this pasty ginger

Did you hear the news?  Taylor plays young and undrafted guys!
Well, unless it comes to the QB, I surmise
Dalton's got the job locked down pat
Can't replace him til our QB room is completely shat
Maybe we should ask the Chiefs if there is wisdom in that!

[THE PISTONS]

I feel like Marvin would have been 2-2 or 3-1 with this team in the preseason.

[XsandOs]

(08-29-2019, 10:42 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Get off my nuts they say Dalton, he stunk
while Dolegala out there playin with the funk
like Bootsy Collins slappin that bass
Finley standin on the side sayin 'i in this race'
Dalton just laughs yellin 'i got the clincher'
Ya'll fools ain't got nuthin on this pasty ginger

And here I thought Nate was bad. Embarrassing rfaulk34.

This is why we were 6-10 last year!!!

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-29-2019, 10:48 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I've always pictured myself more as my generation's Harry Nilsson.



Did you hear the news?  Taylor plays young and undrafted guys!
Well, unless it comes to the QB, I surmise
Dalton's got the job locked down pat
Can't replace him til our QB room is completely shat
Maybe we should ask the Chiefs if there is wisdom in that!

Taylor plays good guys
I don't care where you're drafted
Make money, his goal

[*Nately120*]

(08-29-2019, 10:58 PM)XsandOs Wrote: And here I thought Nate was bad. Embarrassing rfaulk34.

This is why we were 6-10 last year!!!

Sure, last year we were 6-10
but that was clearly Marvin's fault, my dear friend
With Marvin gone, I assure, we will see hard times no more
for Taylor fears neither the post season nor Big Ben

[*rfaulk34*]

(08-29-2019, 10:58 PM)XsandOs Wrote: And here I thought Nate was bad. Embarrassing rfaulk34.

This is why we were 6-10 last year!!!

lol. 

Come on man. I was gonna enter that one for the Nobel Prize in literature. 

Plus, i don't think you read it with a Cajun accent.

[XsandOs]

(08-29-2019, 11:03 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: lol. 

Come on man. I was gonna enter that one for the Nobel Prize in literature. 

Plus, i don't think you read it with a Cajun accent.

I agree - suppose everything sounds more sophisticated in Nawlins!

[*bfine32*]

Short Answer: No

[NKURyan]

(08-29-2019, 10:48 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Did you hear the news?  Taylor plays young and undrafted guys!
Well, unless it comes to the QB, I surmise
Dalton's got the job locked down pat
Can't replace him til our QB room is completely shat
Maybe we should ask the Chiefs if there is wisdom in that!

Maybe Andy's just better, a quite simple answer
But some won't admit, they think he's a cancer.
"Mahommes as a Bengal! It should have been easy!"
As if he'd be as good playing under Zampese.
For sometimes it's nurture and not nature that wins
And a Ken coached Mahommes would have paid for our sins.

[fortyyearfan]

(08-29-2019, 03:28 PM)XsandOs Wrote: Wet and raving
The needle keeps calling me back
To bloody my hands forever
Carved my cure with the blade
That left me in scars
Now every time I'm weak
Words scream from my arm
Don't ever trust the needle....it lies!

I would challenge
anyone who can
post a darker lyric.
One where a person
Gouges out their eyes
For reading broken
Sentences.

Andy Dalton is a good qb,but not good enough to win it all. Hopefully ZT will be a big help to him,I am concerned about our O-line and OUr Defensive secondary,they cannot stop ANYTHING over the middle and that has been a big problem for years and it hasn't changed.I would put the Defensive coach on notice and the O-line coach as well.I thing we are in big trouble and its going to be a long season as I thing ZT is over his head and does not have a clue whats coming at him in the AFC NORTH.I pick about 5-6 wins maybe. I will be doing a lot of deer hunting and trapping coyotes. I see another suck season.Would like to be wrong.

[Essex Johnson]

(08-29-2019, 02:55 PM)impactplaya Wrote: I'm asking a rather intresting question about
Andy.
This isn't about who hates or loves Andy...
My question is...
At this point in his career can Andy Dalton carry
The offense for a game or 2 if the situation
Called upon it?
Can the Bengals win a game on Andy's arm
And command of the offense.?
I know in the past he's done that.
I can't recall the game.
But can AD just totally take over a Game
At this stage in his career?

Yes, yes, and yes, 

[fredtoast]

Small men dream big
and bray at the gods
when Fate shits in their face.

Small men think big.
Think themselves so special as to demand a championship
they do nothing to earn.

Small men talk big.
Vainglorious as the teats of a rodent
adorned in jewels and silken toggery.

And when the scarlet tressed warrior strides onto the field
where big men battle,
sacrifice their bodies,
and endure trials unknown to the hoi polloi,
the small men perch on the edge of their seats
to bleat and bemoan the impending demise.

But crouching deep in a still, dark corner of their mind
clutching knees to chest 
and nervously chewing lower lip
the true soul softly prays.  .  .  

"Go get 'em Andy."

[fredtoast]

Bump because no one commented on my poetry.

[HarleyDog]

(09-06-2019, 08:52 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Bump because no one commented on my poetry.

Your Avi is freaking me out. I wish I could photoshop that into the Jack Nicholson broken door pic in the Shining.


Edit: Wait? Maybe not, now that I think about it, you would look like a perve trying to peek into the shower.

[BengalsRocker]

(08-29-2019, 09:41 PM)Nately120 Wrote: By your logic Jonah must be quite bad
since he was selected by Katie Brown's dumbass dad
His picks, they are crap 
which is why with Dalton we're trapped
And...um....Dolegala is the best and you stink.

HA!

Tune in for next week's episode of "Katie Brown's Dumbass Dad".