Bobby Hart spontaniously combusts

[fredtoast]

Bengal beat writer Geoff Hobson is reporting that during practice today starting right tackle Bobby Hart exploded in flames and disappeared in a bright flash.  Bengals medical staff are examining his ashes.  Coach Taylor says Hart is "day to day" and does not want to speculate on his availability for Sunday's game against the Bills until the doctors review the results of the MRI and mass spectrometer analysis.

[*psychdoctor*]

(09-18-2019, 05:32 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Bengal beat writer Geoff Hobson is reporting that during practice today starting right tackle Bobby Hart exploded in flames and disappeared in a bright flash.  Bengals medical staff are examining his ashes.  Coach Taylor says Hart is "day to day" and does not want to speculate on his availability for Sunday's game against the Bills until the doctors review the results of the MRI and mass spectrometer analysis.

What the hell is wrong with you today?

[fredtoast]

(09-18-2019, 05:41 PM)psychdoctor Wrote: What the hell is wrong with you today?

That is what your mom said.

 

[Pat5775]

(09-18-2019, 05:41 PM)psychdoctor Wrote: What the hell is wrong with you today?

Trolling extra hard, clearly he hasn’t been getting the attention he desires as of late....

Or, ya know, he’s been hacked. One of the two.

[Nicomo Cosca]

I actually laughed pretty hard.

[fredtoast]

(09-18-2019, 05:50 PM)Pat5775 Wrote: Trolling extra hard, 

[*Nately120*]

I thought he was "on fire" during practice or something...stupid to thing to think, I know.

[Mike M (the other one)]

Hahaha, prognosis, he's a little dinged up...

[Bronxbengal]

(09-18-2019, 05:32 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Bengal beat writer Geoff Hobson is reporting that during practice today starting right tackle Bobby Hart exploded in flames and disappeared in a bright flash.  Bengals medical staff are examining his ashes.  Coach Taylor says Hart is "day to day" and does not want to speculate on his availability for Sunday's game against the Bills until the doctors review the results of the MRI and mass spectrometer analysis.

Could this happen to the Brown family? Bunch of incompetent boobs from Mikey all the way down. Was the Brown family from West Virginia since they act like Inbred d u m b a s s e s


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[Socal Bengals fan]

(09-18-2019, 05:41 PM)psychdoctor Wrote: What the hell is wrong with you today?

Defending Dalton for 9 years and comparing him to Rodgers , Montana, Brady and Elway in arguments will do that to you. If he was in California he would have been on a 72 hold and evaluated by a Psych Dr

[Kingslayer]

Careful to say bad words about Mikey Brown. Get u a 2 day ban here.

I never knew he was a mod

[Destro]

Thoughts and prayers.

[Tiger Teeth]

Bobby, who?

[TSwigZ]

(09-18-2019, 10:43 PM)Kingslayer Wrote: Careful to say bad words about Mikey Brown. Get u a 2 day ban here.

I never knew he was a mod

**** Mike Brown

[BURROWorBUST]

Addition by subtraction

[Bilbo Saggins]

Bobby Hart can't get hurt - he's the only tackle on the roster.  Glenn and Smith are ghosts. 

[grampahol]

(09-18-2019, 10:43 PM)Kingslayer Wrote: Careful to say bad words about Mikey Brown.  Get u a 2 day ban here.

I never knew he was a mod

I'm still predicting that someday the Bengals will win a playoff game under MB and fans will clamore to build a 70 foot tall statue of him on Fountain Square for that single playoff victory and ensuing moral victory loss after the next game..

[*Synric*]

Sad thing is Bobby Hart is playing as well as most of the tackles that were in free agency. Trent Brown has been the best of the bunch... behind him it's close between Bobby Massie and Bobby Hart.

[treee]

(09-18-2019, 10:43 PM)Kingslayer Wrote: Careful to say bad words about Mikey Brown.  Get u a 2 day ban here.

I never knew he was a mod

We are fully supportive of members critical of the organization on this message board (so long as they follow the Code of Conduct). The only thing that will get you suspended on this board is not following the code of conduct.

[yellowxdiscipline]

(09-18-2019, 05:32 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Bengal beat writer Geoff Hobson is reporting that during practice today starting right tackle Bobby Hart exploded in flames and disappeared in a bright flash.  Bengals medical staff are examining his ashes.  Coach Taylor says Hart is "day to day" and does not want to speculate on his availability for Sunday's game against the Bills until the doctors review the results of the MRI and mass spectrometer analysis.