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My friend took his 6 and 9-year-olds to the Bengals-Steelers game today and some guy that was a Bengals player thought it was a good idea to try to make on open field tackle and instead got stiffed-armed and fell over. The 6 year old stared at him and then an old lady called him a weak little *****.
Seriously?
Maybe that's why they're 0-11.
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(11-25-2019, 09:21 AM)6andcounting Wrote: My friend took his 6 and 9-year-olds to the Bengals-Steelers game today and some guy that was a Bengals player thought it was a good idea to try to make on open field tackle and instead got stiffed-armed and fell over. The 6 year old stared at him and then an old lady called him a weak little *****.
Seriously?
Maybe that's why they're 0-11.
You got it all wrong, as usual. (is that comma ok, JS?)
What had happened was, the old lady stiff-armed him and the 6 year old called him a weak little *****.
The Steeler player was actually out looking to score some steroids.
Holey farking bat turds. I used this post for my 10,000th.
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(11-25-2019, 05:12 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: You got it all wrong, as usual. (is that comma ok, JS?)
What had happened was, the old lady stiff-armed him and the 6 year old called him a weak little *****.
The Steeler player was actually out looking to score some steroids. ![Mellow Mellow](http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/indifferent/indifferent0012.gif)
Holey farking bat turds. I used this post for my 10,000th. ![Sad Sad](http://yoursmiles.org/msmile/sad/m1501.gif)
Congratulation on your 10K th. post Rfaulk,, quite a accomplishment, I guess. It does reveal that some posters , such as yourself, prefer quantity over quality.
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(11-27-2019, 07:22 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Congratulation on your 10K th. post Rfaulk,, quite a accomplishment, I guess. It does reveal that some posters , such as yourself, prefer quantity over quality. ![ThumbsUp ThumbsUp](http://i.imgur.com/6u74Wyv.gif)
And if you could only add the post total from all your accounts, you'd probably be well ahead of most of us. And what a lame way to try and point out lower quality posts with your attempt at a real zinger yourself.
You're precious. All of you alts.
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(11-27-2019, 07:22 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: Congratulation on your 10K th. post Rfaulk,, quite a accomplishment, I guess. It does reveal that some posters , such as yourself, prefer quantity over quality. ![ThumbsUp ThumbsUp](http://i.imgur.com/6u74Wyv.gif)
Pot, kettle, awkward meetings...
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(11-27-2019, 07:22 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: It does reveal that some posters prefer quantity over quality. ![ThumbsUp ThumbsUp](http://i.imgur.com/6u74Wyv.gif)
True. I'm just glad i have both, in spades.
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(12-02-2019, 05:47 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Milestone? It should be a wake up call that he needs a life....Ah well such it is for a Bengals fan. ![Mellow Mellow](http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/indifferent/indifferent0012.gif)
You shut your filthy, stinkin' mouth!
It's so obvs you're just jelly because you weren't part of it.
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(12-02-2019, 06:40 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: You shut your filthy, stinkin' mouth!
It's so obvs you're just jelly because you weren't part of it.
Is this a bad time to explain that I was being sarcastic?
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(12-02-2019, 06:40 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: You shut your filthy, stinkin' mouth!
It's so obvs you're just jelly because you weren't part of it.
Jesus man....You have 73 posts since. I imagine not a one of them are relevant much like the one I quoted. Go get laid or something.
Here comes the "I banged your wife" joke that really just emphasizes the sad existence of a 10,000 post member
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(12-03-2019, 11:44 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Jesus man....You have 73 posts since. I imagine not a one of them are relevant much like the one I quoted. Go get laid or something.
Here comes the "I banged your wife" joke that really just emphasizes the sad existence of a 10,000 post member
He tried. Your mom was busy.
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(12-03-2019, 11:44 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Jesus man....You have 73 posts since. I imagine not a one of them are relevant much like the one I quoted. Go get laid or something.
Here comes the "I banged your wife" joke that really just emphasizes the sad existence of a 10,000 post member
(12-03-2019, 12:20 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: He tried. Your mom was busy.
I knew I would get one of these 10,000+ post virgins on here to fall for it. Look up at my post for the small print ya dry wiener no chick.
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(12-03-2019, 11:44 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Jesus man....You have 73 posts since. I imagine not a one of them are relevant much like the one I quoted. Go get laid or something.
Here comes the "I banged your wife" joke that really just emphasizes the sad existence of a 10,000 post member
Arguing with Fred is a lot of work, man.
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(12-03-2019, 03:44 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Arguing with Fred is a lot of work, man.
How many synonyms are there for r.e.t.a.r.d
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(12-03-2019, 01:30 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: I knew I would get one of these 10,000+ post virgins on here to fall for it. Look up at my post for the small print ya dry wiener no chick.
I saw it before I posted. ![Cool Cool](http://i.imgur.com/8AWxq9g.gif) It’s why I left your wife out of it.
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(11-25-2019, 09:21 AM)6andcounting Wrote: My friend took his 6 and 9-year-olds to the Bengals-Steelers game today and some guy that was a Bengals player thought it was a good idea to try to make on open field tackle and instead got stiffed-armed and fell over. The 6 year old stared at him and then an old lady called him a weak little *****.
Seriously?
Maybe that's why they're 0-11.
Cool story bro
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