Pick A Bengal - 2020 Edition

[Bengalholic]

Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:


Date your sister?
Go hunting/fishing with?
Have your back in a bar fight?
Workout at the gym with?
Help you move to a new house?
Work on your vehicle?
Arm wrestle against for money?
Party all night with?
Drive cross country with?
Give you fashion advice?
Watch your pet for a month?
Play Madden against?
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with?
Guard your house during a crime wave?
Do your taxes?

[George Cantstandya]

Isn't Bobby Hart the clear answer to all those questions?

[Nicomo Cosca]

Date your sister? Joe Burrow
Go hunting/fishing with? Alex Erickson
Have your back in a bar fight? Fred Johnson
Workout at the gym with? Sam Hubbard
Help you move to a new house? Germaine Pratt
Work on your vehicle? Randy Bullock
Arm wrestle against for money? Kevin Huber
Party all night with? Tyler Boyd
Drive cross country with? Gio Bernard
Give you fashion advice? Joe Mixon
Watch your pet for a month? Geno Atkins
Play Madden against? Tee Higgins
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? DJ Reader
Guard your house during a crime wave? Jonah Williams
Do your taxes? CJ Uzomah

Some of these were hard. Lol

[*Synric*]

(08-01-2020, 04:30 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:


Date your sister? Joe Burrow
Go hunting/fishing with? AJ Green
Have your back in a bar fight? DJ Reader
Workout at the gym with? Sam Hubbard
Help you move to a new house? Carlos Dunlap
Work on your vehicle?
Arm wrestle against for money? Brandon Wilson
Party all night with? Giovani Bernard
Drive cross country with? Giovani Bernard
Give you fashion advice?
Watch your pet for a month? 
Play Madden against? Joe Mixon
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? DJ Reader
Guard your house during a crime wave? DJ Reader
Do your taxes? Khalid Kareem

[Nicomo Cosca]

(08-01-2020, 04:44 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: Isn't Bobby Hart the clear answer to all those questions?

Not guard your house...

[Truck_1_0_1_]

Hmm...

Date your sister? Probably Dunlap; the oldest guy ion the team who's single (or, seemingly single).
Go hunting/fishing with? Eifert's no longer on the team, but I think Hubbard is the big fisherman on the roster now?
Have your back in a bar fight? X-Man or Fred
Workout at the gym with? Jordan Evans (take a look at what he looks like right now).
Help you move to a new house? Trey Hopkins (probably good at calling out spots and organisation)
Work on your vehicle? Brady Sheldon (of all the colleges of our players, Ferris State ranks as the highest for best Car Mechanic degrees, in the US).
Arm wrestle against for money? Torry McTyer
Party all night with? Considering my party pedigree, I'd say Dunlap or Geno.
Drive cross country with? Erickson or Dunlap
Give you fashion advice? Burrow
Watch your pet for a month? Burrow (he said he's an animal guy!)
Play Madden against? Clark Harris (oldest guy)
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Dugas
Guard your house during a crime wave? Redmond, Fred or Tupou
Do your taxes? Closest I can find to accountant (I guess lol) is Erickson (Agriculture Management)

[Nicomo Cosca]

Damn...you nailed it with Evans for gym partner. I already forgot about his transformation pics lol

[Bengalholic]

(08-01-2020, 11:39 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Damn...you nailed it with Evans for gym partner. I already forgot about his transformation pics lol

Truck does his research.

[*bfine32*]

I'm gonna go with least want

Date your sister? Joe Mixon
Have your back in a bar fight? Randy Bullock

[WestCoastBengalsFan]

Date your sister? Trey Hopkins
Go hunting/fishing with? Clark Harris
Have your back in a bar fight? AJ
Workout at the gym with? Burrow
Help you move to a new house? Hubbard
Work on your vehicle? Zac
Arm wrestle against for money? Fat Randy
Party all night with? Fat Randy
Drive cross country with? Boyd
Give you fashion advice? Drew Sample
Watch your pet for a month? Joe Mixon
Play Madden against? Tate
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Bobby Hart
Guard your house during a crime wave? Zac
Do your taxes? Trey Hopkins

[TSwigZ]

(08-01-2020, 11:29 PM)Truck_1_0_1_ Wrote: Hmm...

Date your sister? Probably Dunlap; the oldest guy ion the team who's single (or, seemingly single).
Go hunting/fishing with? Eifert's no longer on the team, but I think Hubbard is the big fisherman on the roster now?
Have your back in a bar fight? X-Man or Fred
Workout at the gym with? Jordan Evans (take a look at what he looks like right now).
Help you move to a new house? Trey Hopkins (probably good at calling out spots and organisation)
Work on your vehicle? Brady Sheldon (of all the colleges of our players, Ferris State ranks as the highest for best Car Mechanic degrees, in the US).
Arm wrestle against for money? Torry McTyer
Party all night with? Considering my party pedigree, I'd say Dunlap or Geno.
Drive cross country with? Erickson or Dunlap
Give you fashion advice? Burrow
Watch your pet for a month? Burrow (he said he's an animal guy!)
Play Madden against? Clark Harris (oldest guy)
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Dugas
Guard your house during a crime wave? Redmond, Fred or Tupou
Do your taxes? Closest I can find to accountant (I guess lol) is Erickson (Agriculture Management)

I’m pretty sure i read somewhere that Trae Waynes has his own hunting clothing line or something bc he’s a big hunter

[fredtoast]

(08-01-2020, 04:50 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Not guard your house...

Don't know if I have ever given Nico rep before, but I have to here.

[fredtoast]

Seems like there would be a lot of overlap in these answers but in general....


Gio Bernard seems like the most high class type of man that I would want to date my sister.

Geno Atkins seems like the the guy who would be the biggest bad ass in a real life situation. In my life experience the real bad asses never run their mouths about how bad ass they are.

As far as just being fun to drink and hang with I don't really know. Eifert used to strike me as the type of guy who would be smart enough to be interesting, but laid back enough to enjoy drinking beer. I don't hunt or fish, but I know he liked that sort of stuff. But he is not a Bengal anymore.

As for hunting and fishing I knoiw Trae Waynes is into that, and he seems kind of laid back. Not known as being brash or a big talker.

[Truck_1_0_1_]

(08-01-2020, 11:39 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Damn...you nailed it with Evans for gym partner. I already forgot about his transformation pics lol

(08-01-2020, 11:44 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Truck does his research.

indeed I do! For reference:

   

For what I would need to accomplish in the gym currently, he's the guy I'm going to.

(08-02-2020, 06:33 AM)TSwigZ Wrote: I’m pretty sure i read somewhere that Trae Waynes has his own hunting clothing line or something bc he’s a big hunter

(08-02-2020, 09:30 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Gio Bernard seems like the most high class type of man that I would want to date my sister.

As for hunting and fishing I knoiw Trae Waynes is into that, and he seems kind of laid back.  Not known as being brash or a big talker.

Indeed he is a big hunter, but I fish, not hunt

And Gio-van was actually going to be my choice, but he's married lol

[*SHRacerX*]

(08-01-2020, 04:30 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:


Date your sister? Sam Hubbard- Someone was trying to fix him up with my daughter when he first got here
Go hunting/fishing with? Gio Bernard- Haitian background, probably knows how to fish
Have your back in a bar fight? Alex Redmond- He is a bad ass even if he can't block
Workout at the gym with? Ryan Finley- Pretty sure I am stronger than him
Help you move to a new house? Bobby Hart- Wouldn't care if he got injured
Work on your vehicle? Lou Anarumo- Maybe he knows about cars? That was a shot.
Arm wrestle against for money? Fat Randy- Easy money
Party all night with? Joe Burrow- Only because it will be after we win a Super Bowl.  He will not party until then. 
Drive cross country with? Zach Taylor-  I do find the guy interesting.
Give you fashion advice? AJ Green-  Smooth, not too flashy.
Watch your pet for a month?  John Ross- My dog would love to race.  
Play Madden against? Joe Mixon- Because I don't play and I just want to meet the guy
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Jonah Williams-  Get big and strong, young man.
Guard your house during a crime wave? Billy Price-  He needed a job
Do your taxes?  Trey Hopkins-  Smart dude. 

[Yojimbo]

(08-01-2020, 04:30 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Which Bengal on the current roster would you pick to:


Date your sister? Joe Burrow
Go hunting/fishing with? Germaine Pratt
Have your back in a bar fight? Sam Hubbard
Workout at the gym with? Carl Lawson
Help you move to a new house? Geno Atkins
Work on your vehicle? Tyler Boyd
Arm wrestle against for money? Kevin Huber
Party all night with? Joe Mixon
Drive cross country with? AJ Green
Give you fashion advice? Carlos Dunlap
Watch your pet for a month? Gio Bernard
Play Madden against? Auden Tate
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? DJ Reader
Guard your house during a crime wave? Renell Wren
Do your taxes? Mike Brown

[Bengalholic]

I wasn't expecting to see Fat Randy's name pop up so much.

[*jason*]

(08-02-2020, 01:18 AM)WestCoastBengalsFan Wrote: Date your sister? Trey Hopkins
Go hunting/fishing with? Clark Harris
Have your back in a bar fight? AJ
Workout at the gym with? Burrow
Help you move to a new house? Hubbard
Work on your vehicle? Zac
Arm wrestle against for money? Fat Randy
Party all night with? Fat Randy
Drive cross country with? Boyd
Give you fashion advice? Drew Sample
Watch your pet for a month? Joe Mixon
Play Madden against? Tate
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet with? Bobby Hart
Guard your house during a crime wave? Zac
Do your taxes? Trey Hopkins

Jalen Ramsey concurs with your pick of AJ Green.

Funny how the humble quiet guy on the team is the only one who has yoked someone up and threw blows in an NFL game.

[Nicomo Cosca]

You all are cheating picking coaches and FO.

I would have definitely arm wrested Katie Blackburn if I knew they were options. Lol

[WestCoastBengalsFan]

(08-02-2020, 04:01 PM)jason Wrote: Jalen Ramsey concurs with your pick of AJ Green.

Funny how the humble quiet guy on the team is the only one who has yoked someone up and threw blows in an NFL game.

That's exactly why I picked him!! Haha!