A Short Story
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A Short Story
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10-08-2015, 11:18 PM
(10-08-2015, 11:09 PM)michaelsean Wrote: All those descriptives and I still have no idea if they have nice racks. I was in a "purple prose" mood when I wrote that. How about 34B for Steel Maiden and 36A for Raven-Haired Beauty for bra sizes? Kind of small, I know but they're fighters, not lovers.
Because steel is stronger than iron.
10-08-2015, 11:33 PM
Damn now I gotta look up purple prose. This thread is a lot of work.
“History teaches that grave threats to liberty often come in times of urgency, when constitutional rights seem too extravagant to endure.”-Thurgood Marshall
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10-09-2015, 12:44 AM
(10-08-2015, 12:46 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: It was still a better post than all of our resident AFC South represenative's posts combined. You're just sore that I point out everytime you're WRONG! Like tonight... you probably thought the Texans were going to beat the Colts because Andrew Luck wasn't playing, right? WRONG! Lol! 
10-09-2015, 01:13 AM
(10-08-2015, 10:53 PM)Steel Maiden Wrote: Yes, this thread was a terrible idea. Free rep for everyone! lol - ok that pic made up for the "interesting" thread you started. 
10-09-2015, 10:11 AM
(10-09-2015, 12:44 AM)coltsfan4ever Wrote: You're just sore that I point out everytime you're WRONG! Whoa, did you really just blindly make up a prediction from BPK and then call him "wrong" about it? This is a new low, even for a dope like yourself. 
10-10-2015, 11:13 AM
(10-09-2015, 12:44 AM)coltsfan4ever Wrote: You're just sore that I point out everytime you're WRONG! So you admit that Luck isn't very good? 
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10-10-2015, 11:18 AM
(10-09-2015, 12:44 AM)coltsfan4ever Wrote: You're just sore that I point out everytime you're WRONG! Now I see why everybody says you suck at smack. What a stupid post. ![[Image: DC42UUb.png]](https://i.imgur.com/DC42UUb.png) 
10-10-2015, 04:47 PM
I call BS on the OP and her screen name. Their are no maidens in the steel city....unless they can run faster than their brothers.
10-10-2015, 05:02 PM
(10-10-2015, 04:47 PM)Beaker Wrote: I call BS on the OP and her screen name. Their are no maidens in the steel city....unless they can run faster than their brothers. Except I'm an only child...which technically means I can run faster than no one and am the slowest person alive. :p Actually, the real secret to my maidenhood is my well-known unattractiveness. I should have called myself Steel Gorgon but that would have been too much work.
Because steel is stronger than iron.
10-10-2015, 07:15 PM
(10-10-2015, 05:02 PM)Steel Maiden Wrote: Actually, the real secret to my maidenhood is my well-known unattractiveness. The ugliest girl in Cincinnati is still attractive in pittsburgh. Heck, those losers will bang anything they can hold still long enough. Drop the maiden part sweetie, youre not fooling anyone.
10-10-2015, 07:47 PM
You seem to know an awful lot about what losers would bang.
Because steel is stronger than iron.
10-10-2015, 10:57 PM
10-10-2015, 11:12 PM
There are no girls on the internet. Exception:Bonnie. I think.
“History teaches that grave threats to liberty often come in times of urgency, when constitutional rights seem too extravagant to endure.”-Thurgood Marshall
10-10-2015, 11:46 PM
(10-10-2015, 11:12 PM)michaelsean Wrote: There are no girls on the internet. Exception:Bonnie. I think. And Meg. But I don't think she migrated.
10-11-2015, 10:47 AM
(10-10-2015, 10:57 PM)Beaker Wrote: I simply need to look a few hundred miles up the Ohio river to its confluence. Its all right there if you just open your eyes. Why would you look up the river for something you presumably don't want to see? Maybe you're used to looking at losers after decades of disappointment that you seek it out, though. That would explain all the voyeuristic dong threads aroung these parts. (10-10-2015, 11:12 PM)michaelsean Wrote: There are no girls on the internet. Exception:Bonnie. I think. Don't forget TrinaAnn. But most real girls wouldn't post on a Bengals board for fear of being "triggered." |
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