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Straight up clinical masochism. I don't like needles or razors (eew!), so I just consume as much Bengals football content as possible. You can easily self-harm without anyone asking you about scars or scabs. If I'm feeling good I just search 2005 or 2015 AFC Wildcard games and t brings me right back to where I like to be.
Keeps me disciplined and grounded, really.
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Any time I'm watching a boring football game I ask people nonsensical questions...for example:
If you ran a football team wouldjarather....
A. Be the only team in the league that gets 13 downs to get 10 yards instead of 4
B. Have a bumper pool table in the team clubhouse
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I watched for about 20 years consistently. After the playoff meltdown vs Pitt with Pac-Man and Burfict I quit consuming the televised product. I follow the team from my phone on the train or while taking a dump at work and at least I’ve found better things to do with my Sunday afternoons. I don’t owe this team anything, neither do you, watch something else or enjoy a hobby.
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Right now, I can watch simply because of Burrow.
Before Burrow got here, well I live in Seahawks country so I could at least watch their games. Honestly, it was hard to care about the Bengals after the playoff meltdown.
You can always trust an dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to look out for.
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