01-17-2021, 09:56 PM
So, my wife went through the drawer of my drawers and threw out all of the raggedy looking ones that felt so good. She replaced them with a pile of brightly colored ones that I was skeptical to even wear. I mean, what's cuter than a chubby, aging Strongman in brightly colored underwear?
Anyway, she said to at least give them a try, and if they didn't feel right, she would get me some different ones. So, I being a good hubby give them a try, and I pick the purple set on the top of the stack.
As I'm watching the game last night, I develop serious intestinal gas. Right after I let a big one rip, Jackson threw that INT that was returned 104 yds for TD. Eh, just a coincidence. Then, a while later I am forced to allow another bellicose amount of gas escape my innards, and then Jackson gets hit in the end zone, and has to leave the game.
Call it whatever you want, but every time I farted on Ravens colors, their game went to shit..
Anyway, she said to at least give them a try, and if they didn't feel right, she would get me some different ones. So, I being a good hubby give them a try, and I pick the purple set on the top of the stack.
As I'm watching the game last night, I develop serious intestinal gas. Right after I let a big one rip, Jackson threw that INT that was returned 104 yds for TD. Eh, just a coincidence. Then, a while later I am forced to allow another bellicose amount of gas escape my innards, and then Jackson gets hit in the end zone, and has to leave the game.
Call it whatever you want, but every time I farted on Ravens colors, their game went to shit..
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