Feb 14..the aftermath

[kalibengal]

Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here

[*pally*]

(02-03-2022, 02:38 PM)kalibengal Wrote: Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve  and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here

don't count the babies before they're hatched

[TecmoBengals]

(02-03-2022, 02:38 PM)kalibengal Wrote: Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve  and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here

November '22 is the due date. 

[kalibengal]

(02-03-2022, 02:56 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: November '22 is the due date. 

oops! my bad
yes 2022

[phil413]

Money Mac going to be a popular baby name.

[TecmoBengals]

(02-03-2022, 07:06 PM)phil413 Wrote: Money Mac going to be a popular baby name.

Might give new meaning to the nickname Shooter.

[George Cantstandya]

I think most might be too drunk to work on conceiving, at least the male part of the equation.  "Hey baby we won the Super Bowl let's... hold on I have to puke...  Okay I'm good... wait wake up little me Bengals fan wake up...  it's time to get to work..  Damnit!"  Passes out hanging halfway off the bed.  

[Speedy Thomas]

I'm hoping for a Joe Blob from my wife

[*Go Cards*]

If you get the name Shooter as baby you're probably either going to be a sniper or a porn star.

[*michaelsean*]

My wife would be like, “What does winning the SB have yo do with me?”

[George Cantstandya]

(02-03-2022, 08:31 PM)Go Cards Wrote: If you get the name Shooter as baby you're probably either going to be a sniper or a porn star.

Or a d-bag golfer that eats pieces of shit for breakfast. 

[Science Friction]

And think of how many wives and gfs of the losing team will suffer physical abuse after the game.

I saw a study that said there is about a 10% increase in domestic violence after an upset loss ( team who is favored to win by four or more points losses). I think it was a UC Berkley study. Also saw a statistic that said when England's national team lost an important match, domestic violence cases increased by a staggering 38%.

[George Cantstandya]

(02-03-2022, 09:21 PM)Science Friction Wrote: And think of how many wives and gfs of the losing team will suffer physical abuse after the game.

I saw a study that said there is about a 10% increase in domestic violence after an upset loss ( team who is favored to win by four or more points losses). I think it was a UC Berkley study.  Also saw a statistic that said when England's national team lost an important match, domestic violence cases increased by a staggering 38%.

Damn, that's depressing.