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A Nazi goes to a bar, looks around, and sees an Orthodox Jew sitting at a nearby table.
"Barkeep!", he says, "A round on me for everyone but that gentleman right there."
Everyone in the bar receives a cocktail, he looks over at the Jew and notices him smiling back. The Nazi is not amused, goes back to the bar
"Barkeep! I want to order a second round for everyone but him, and this time make it all top shelf".
Nazi looks again at the Jew, sees him STILL smiling back.
"Is that Jew an idiot or what?"
Bartender responds: "Oh no my friend, that's the owner."
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Valentine's dinner, winner!
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More Valentine humor..
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Just so all of y'all West coasters and Yankee types know...
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(02-11-2017, 09:51 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..
Hmmm...I'm not optimistic about being that amped for Wednesday. Better just call in sick to be safe.
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(02-12-2017, 10:37 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..
How many V's are in this picture?
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What is wrong with this picture?
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(02-12-2017, 10:56 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: How many V's are in this picture?
Now when you say "Vs," do you mean...um....
(02-14-2017, 08:22 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..
Two responses:
1) Funny because it's true
2) Did all of those people gather just to watch those dogs ****? If so, they must be really good at it.
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(02-14-2017, 08:41 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Now when you say "Vs," do you mean...um....
Two responses:
1) Funny because it's true
2) Did all of those people gather just to watch those dogs ****? If so, they must be really good at it.
Obviously, you don't remember the old joke involving the Native American Chief and his inquisitive grandson, do you?
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