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A Nazi goes to a bar, looks around, and sees an Orthodox Jew sitting at a nearby table.

"Barkeep!", he says, "A round on me for everyone but that gentleman right there."

Everyone in the bar receives a cocktail, he looks over at the Jew and notices him smiling back. The Nazi is not amused, goes back to the bar

"Barkeep! I want to order a second round for everyone but him, and this time make it all top shelf".

Nazi looks again at the Jew, sees him STILL smiling back.

"Is that Jew an idiot or what?"

Bartender responds: "Oh no my friend, that's the owner."
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

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Valentine's dinner, winner!


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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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More Valentine humor..


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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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Just so all of y'all West coasters and Yankee types know...

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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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(02-11-2017, 09:51 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..

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Hmmm...I'm not optimistic about being that amped for Wednesday.  Better just call in sick to be safe.
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-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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(02-12-2017, 10:37 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ..

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How many V's are in this picture?
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What is wrong with this picture?

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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations

-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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(02-12-2017, 10:56 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: How many V's are in this picture?

Now when you say "Vs," do you mean...um....

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Two responses:

1) Funny because it's true
2) Did all of those people gather just to watch those dogs ****?  If so, they must be really good at it.
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-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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(02-14-2017, 08:41 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Now when you say "Vs," do you mean...um....



Two responses:

1) Funny because it's true
2) Did all of those people gather just to watch those dogs ****?  If so, they must be
really good at it.


Obviously, you don't remember the old joke involving the Native American Chief and his inquisitive grandson, do you?
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