09-03-2017, 10:34 AM
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations
-Frank Booth 1/9/23
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09-03-2017, 10:34 AM
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
09-06-2017, 08:39 PM
Why women live longer than men..
Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
09-06-2017, 08:54 PM
09-07-2017, 08:09 PM
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
09-08-2017, 08:35 AM
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
09-08-2017, 12:09 PM
(09-06-2017, 08:39 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Why women live longer than men.. That reminds me of a time we had a forklift in the back of a dump truck and I was on top of the forks unloading packs of shingles onto our roof. My mom got home from nursing school and was bitching at me for not doing the dishes. Good times. Good times. LOL
09-08-2017, 09:05 PM
Fresh from my shower, I see my wife standing in front of the mirror and hear her utter her usual comment that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I uncharacteristically come up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds" She looked puzzled but fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" I muttered to myself, just a little too loud: "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again although I will probably continue to take my meals through a straw.
09-12-2017, 12:21 PM
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
09-12-2017, 09:05 PM
09-13-2017, 06:35 PM
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Volson is meh, but I like him, and he has far exceeded my expectations -Frank Booth 1/9/23
09-15-2017, 07:58 PM
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