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04-20-2018, 11:26 AM
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in The Bronx. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden but it was very difficult work as the ground was very hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old gentleman wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
"Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting to be too old to be digging up a garden. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig up the plot for me, just like in the old days. Love, Papa." A few days later the old man received a letter from his son, Vincent. "Dear Papa, Don’t dig up the garden! That’s where the bodies are buried! Love, Vinnie." At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police suddenly arrived at the house and dug up the entire area in the back without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The next day the old man received another letter from his son, Vincent. "Dear Papa, go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie."
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