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Searching for The Bengals Board today I noticed it comes up in the top ten search suggestions, still well behind the (nonexistent) Bengals band. (That band was The Bangles, but since many Cincy people refer to our football team by that moniker, I understand...)
But, nudging out The Bengals Board was the suggestion The Bengals Suck.
So, what do you want to see rise to the top of the search suggestion index of tomorrow, "Board" or "Suck?"
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I voted for The Bengals Board. Of course if people just search for Bengals I hope they get this:
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I know I'm "bored" because the Bengals "suck".
Btw, an old buddy of mine from Hamilton used to call them the Bangles. Very annoying. Slightly more annoying than Phil Simms calling them "the Bingals".
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I would like to see the Board at the top. Because, even if it's not at the top of the list, deep down, we'll all still know they suck.
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I'll tell you when I quit laughing.
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(12-03-2016, 01:47 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: I know I'm "bored" because the Bengals "suck".
Btw, an old buddy of mine from Hamilton used to call them the Bangles. Very annoying. Slightly more annoying than Phil Simms calling them "the Bingals".
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(12-03-2016, 05:27 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote:
Hit hit hit(x 3) hit
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(12-03-2016, 05:27 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote:
This season makes me want to walk like an Egyptian...right off the Big Mac bridge.
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(12-03-2016, 10:17 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: This season makes me want to walk like an Egyptian...right off the Big Mac bridge.
And a dumpster fire is our eternal flame.
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(12-03-2016, 01:47 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: I know I'm "bored" because the Bengals "suck".
Btw, an old buddy of mine from Hamilton used to call them the Bangles. Very annoying. Slightly more annoying than Phil Simms calling them "the Bingals".
Phil Simms sucks worse than the Bengals. He says the dumbest stuff and annoys the heck out of me.
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(12-03-2016, 10:22 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: And a dumpster fire is our eternal flame.
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(12-03-2016, 10:13 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Hit hit hit(x 3) hit
Goes without sayin' my friend.
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I'd enjoy googling the Bengals only to see REDS WIN THE WORLD SERIES! Or... 57 year old man (me of course) finds winning 450 million dollar Power Ball ticket on side of the road and buys TV that only broadcasts the Bengals Super Bowl wins.. Actually I have one of those TVs.. Most people call it a blank wall and halucinagenic mushrooms.
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Not bad after all these years.
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(12-03-2016, 10:13 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Hit hit hit(x 3) hit
I don't know bro', I looked at #1 and heard Austin Powers' voice declaring, "That's a man, baby!"
The rest, I agree.
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(12-04-2016, 11:33 AM)xxlt Wrote: I don't know bro', I looked at #1 and heard Austin Powers' voice declaring, "That's a man, baby!"
The rest, I agree.
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(12-04-2016, 03:53 AM)JumboTron Wrote:
Not bad after all these years.
I want that sandwich!
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(12-04-2016, 06:15 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: I want that sandwich!
I dunno. The meat looks kind of pissed off - like it might be spoiled. And there's two different kinds of bread. What do you even call a sandwich like that?
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(12-03-2016, 01:29 PM)xxlt Wrote: Searching for The Bengals Board today I noticed it comes up in the top ten search suggestions, still well behind the (nonexistent) Bengals band. (That band was The Bangles, but since many Cincy people refer to our football team by that moniker, I understand...)
But, nudging out The Bengals Board was the suggestion The Bengals Suck.
So, what do you want to see rise to the top of the search suggestion index of tomorrow, "Board" or "Suck?"
I don't think the Bengals suck, but I do think our kicker and right tackle have lost a few games.
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(12-04-2016, 03:49 AM)grampahol Wrote: I'd enjoy googling the Bengals only to see REDS WIN THE WORLD SERIES! Or... 57 year old man (me of course) finds winning 450 million dollar Power Ball ticket on side of the road and buys TV that only broadcasts the Bengals Super Bowl wins.. Actually I have one of those TVs.. Most people call it a blank wall and halucinagenic mushrooms.
Shine on, you crazy diamond
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