Cincinnati Bengals Message Board / Forums - Home of Jungle Noise › Off Topic Forums › Klotsch v
ebay is amazing
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
ebay is amazing
fredtoast Offline
YOUR MOM

Banned
Posts: 40,628
Threads: 1,062
Joined: May 2015
Mood: None

#1
08-07-2018, 04:55 PM
stainless steel adjustable ball crusher for just $37

https://www.ebay.com/itm/STAINLESS-STEEL-Adjustable-Ball-CRUSHER-Spikes-Stretcher-****-Ball-Scrotum-CBT/152594099453?hash=item2387512cfd%3Ag%3A8qAAAOSwMvtZSgOC&_sacat=0&_nkw=scrotum&_from=R40&rt=nc&_trksid=m570.l1313
Find
Reply/Quote
Tiger Teeth Offline
We don't need no education.
***

VIP Platinum
Posts: 5,942
Threads: 329
Reputation: 44301
Joined: May 2015
Location: is everything.
Mood: None

#2
08-07-2018, 05:16 PM
You have too much time on your hands fred.
[Image: DC42UUb.png]
[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]
Find
Reply/Quote
Benton Offline
STAFF MEMBER
*

Administrators
Posts: 10,718
Threads: 63
Reputation: 57608
Joined: May 2015
Mood: None

#3
08-07-2018, 05:29 PM
That's cheap. In my experience, a ball crusher usually starts at $300 per kid in child support.
[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]
Find
Reply/Quote
*wildcats forever* Offline
Old Soul
*

Hall of Fame
Posts: 2,511
Threads: 33
Reputation: 28632
Joined: May 2015
Location: Where there are no bad days
Mood: None

#4
08-07-2018, 05:41 PM
(08-07-2018, 05:29 PM)Benton Wrote: That's cheap. In my experience, a ball crusher usually starts at $300 per kid in child support.

Not to mention a house and a car ....
Some say you can place your ear next to his, and hear the ocean ....


[Image: 6QSgU8D.gif?1]
Find
Reply/Quote
Beaker Offline
Guess where my other hand is.
**********

VIP Gold
Posts: 4,829
Threads: 107
Reputation: 22659
Joined: May 2015
Location: An undisclosed biological research facility
Mood: None

#5
08-07-2018, 06:17 PM
I'm not even going to speculate on what he was searching for when he found that.
Find
Reply/Quote
HarleyDog Offline
STAFF MEMBER
*

Moderators
Posts: 18,035
Threads: 212
Reputation: 166543
Joined: May 2015
Mood: Shredding

#6
08-07-2018, 06:44 PM
(08-07-2018, 05:16 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: You have too much time on your hands fred.

It appears Time may not be the only thing?

(08-07-2018, 05:29 PM)Benton Wrote: That's cheap. In my experience, a ball crusher usually starts at $300 per kid in child support.

Really? I was paying $1000 a month for 2?  Damnit! I love them though. But Damnit!

(08-07-2018, 05:41 PM)wildcats forever Wrote: Not to mention a house and a car ....

Also 401K - 1/2 paycheck - probably have to shut off cable and Bankruptcy usually follows. 

(08-07-2018, 06:17 PM)Beaker Wrote: I'm not even going to speculate on what he was searching for when he found that.

Miley Cyrus? Freak!  Hilarious



[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]
Find
Reply/Quote
grampahol Offline
Future HOF Corpse
*

Club Curtis
Posts: 14,216
Threads: 293
Reputation: 31201
Joined: May 2015
Mood: None

#7
08-08-2018, 12:20 PM
I know it probably sounds counter intuitive, but over the years I've learned to keep my balls separate from the women in my life.  It's not as if I've shunned having a good sex life, but when you live with a 68 year old woman it's just sort of part of the game most days.   Sad

Come to think about it I'm beginning to see where it all went south.. I've outlived the practical usefulness of that part of my anatomy . lol
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.


[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]
Find
Reply/Quote
BengalHawk62 Offline
A Crazed Country Rebel
*********

VIP Silver
Posts: 3,267
Threads: 195
Reputation: 16836
Joined: May 2015
Location: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
Mood: None

#8
08-09-2018, 02:59 PM
Reminds me of my wife. She’s a real ball buster.
[Image: Zu8AdZv.png?1]
Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.

[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]

Find
Reply/Quote
bengaloo Offline
Special Teams
********

VIP Bronze
Posts: 2,820
Threads: 20
Reputation: 19178
Joined: Nov 2017
Mood: None

#9
08-10-2018, 01:34 PM
It says there was 12 sold. 12 very unlucky souls...
Find
Reply/Quote
grampahol Offline
Future HOF Corpse
*

Club Curtis
Posts: 14,216
Threads: 293
Reputation: 31201
Joined: May 2015
Mood: None

#10
08-11-2018, 12:55 AM
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F362407709392

A buck 41 + shipping 
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"

Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.


[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]
Find
Reply/Quote





Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)