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After all of the guessing and wondering about Burrow's status versus the Rams;
What do you Predict will happen in terms of a HEADLINE or Storyline the next morning.
For example:
"Rams leave Bengals & Burrow limping at 0 and 3"
"Burrow battles injured calf to edge out Rams for first Win"
"Browning led Bengals give Rams a late scare but burrow to the bottom of the AFC North winless"
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"Browning comes out slinging the ball downfield to Chase and Higgins and leads the Bengals to their first season win,"
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(09-23-2023, 02:36 PM)Sled21 Wrote: "Browning comes out slinging the ball downfield to Chase and Higgins and leads the Bengals to their first season win,"
I don't see this as impossible like some do.
Probably would have to limit his attempts but I would let him stretch the field with some deep throws to keep the Rams honest.
Chase & Tee can both get open and go up & get the well defended passes.
So we are saying there's a chance.
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haha what a fun idea for a thread
ESPN: "Aaron Donald removes Joe Burrow's leg and praised for his tough play as Rams defeat Bengals convincingly"
But I'd prefer something like:
"An injured Burrow makes quick work of Donald and the Rams defense; cruises to victory"
-The only bengals fan that has never set foot in Cincinnati 1-15-22
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"Burrow drives Mike Brown to Jeff Ruby's in a gold plated golf cart for a late night dinner following the Bengals 27-3 victory over the Rams."
"Bengals had such a fast start in their victory over the Rams only one person in the game day thread claimed game over after the Bengals first incomplete pass."
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(09-23-2023, 04:10 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: "Burrow drives Mike Brown to Jeff Ruby's in a gold plated golf cart for a late night dinner following the Bengals 27-3 victory over the Rams."
If you would have said "Denny's", I may have fell for it.
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'Bengals win one for Burrow' would be a nice story.
It'd be nice to see a motivated defense put in a dominant effort.
But it's a tall task in this one.
Usually the team with the best QB has a significant edge.
We'll see. This could end up being a lost season. But the team could bounce back too.
I'm not that optimistic because of Burrow's health.
Last year I was very confident down 0-2.
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(09-23-2023, 04:55 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: Say it ain't so, Joe. Burrow Out for Season.
For a second I forgot what thread I was in
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Who Dey!
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What I REALLY wanna see is:
Bengals defense dominant, offensive line and running game carry Cincinnati to their first win of the season!
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Or
Bengals Rally To Win For Their Injured Quarterback!
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Joe admits his calf recovery slowed after he carried large suitcase of cash.
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