DOD built a $43m gas station in Afghanistan; can't explain why it cost so much

[SteelCitySouth]

(11-04-2015, 01:02 PM)Benton Wrote: Conspiracy. You know, you didn't hear the word much until Nixon. You know why? Break it down.

Cons=Conservatives
Piracy=Stealing or robbing, primarily from ships at sea

Republicans are robbing from ships. Nixon himself was one of the worst. Thick Jowl the Terrible they used to call him.

Cons=Conservatives
Piracy=Stealing or robbing, primarily from ships at sea

What do pirates steal?  Booty
Booty has 4 letters
The number 4 is exactly 1 number away from 3
There are 3 points in a pyramid. There is 1 all seeing eye.





































ILLUMINATI   

[Benton]

(11-04-2015, 01:10 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Cons=Conservatives
Piracy=Stealing or robbing, primarily from ships at sea

What do pirates steal?  Booty
Booty has 4 letters
The number 4 is exactly 1 number away from 3
There are 3 points in a pyramid. There is 1 all seeing eye.





































ILLUMINATI   

Booty is also synonymous with butts. Butts, were a rallying cry for Sir Mix-Alot.

Quote:I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
(LA face with Oakland booty)

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Baby got back!

All the talk about booty and brothers? Sir Mix Alot.

Masons.

[*michaelsean*]

(11-04-2015, 01:02 PM)Benton Wrote: Conspiracy. You know, you didn't hear the word much until Nixon. You know why? Break it down.

Cons=Conservatives
Piracy=Stealing or robbing, primarily from ships at sea

Republicans are robbing from ships. Nixon himself was one of the worst. Thick Jowl the Terrible they used to call him.

Hey Billy, can you break down "prostitution" for me?

[Benton]

(11-04-2015, 02:35 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Hey Billy, can you break down "prostitution" for me?

Sure.


Pros=Someone skilled at a craft or trade
Ti=making the "te" sound, also an abbreviation for Tight End in football
tution=fees

Prostitution is the fee for someone skilled at being a tight end.

[*michaelsean*]

(11-04-2015, 02:41 PM)Benton Wrote: Sure.


Pros=Someone skilled at a craft or trade
Ti=making the "te" sound, also an abbreviation for Tight End in football
tution=fees

Prostitution is the fee for someone skilled at being a tight end.

No.  Anyone?

[Rotobeast]

(11-04-2015, 12:41 PM)Benton Wrote: I thought they utilized the dessert heat to melt down all the guns taken from private citizens via imminent domain (almost entirely hunting rifles and shot guns) and then  reuse the metal to create high end military weapons they give to Mexican drug cartels so they can invade Texas? They thought about building it here, but union workers were going to drive up the labor so much it was cheaper to build a $43 million plant overseas, ship the guns to the Middle East and then back again so they can pay the four guys who operate the machinery 30% less an hour.

And dragon dildos, they melt them down for dragon dildos.



(yes, they exist)

[SteelCitySouth]

(11-04-2015, 04:36 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: And dragon dildos, they melt them down for dragon dildos.



(yes, they exist)

Stop trying to get everyone to believe dildos exist.  Wait I think I actually found a picture of a bunch of them.

[Benton]

(11-04-2015, 04:39 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Stop trying to get everyone to believe dildos exist.  Wait I think I actually found a picture of a bunch of them.
















































 

Your family reunion photo should go in the Member's Pictures thread.

[Rotobeast]

(11-04-2015, 04:39 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Stop trying to get everyone to believe dildos exist.  Wait I think I actually found a picture of a bunch of them.

[SteelCitySouth]

(11-04-2015, 04:44 PM)Benton Wrote: Your family reunion photo should go in the Member's Pictures thread.

Hey look I found your latest family photo taken by Sears.

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

(11-04-2015, 12:41 PM)Benton Wrote: I thought they utilized the dessert heat to melt down all the guns . . .

It's a technique.  Probably not the preferred technique.  But, still a technique.

[xxlt]

(11-02-2015, 07:01 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: http://abcnews.go.com/International/worlds-expensive-gas-station-cost-taxpayers-43m/story?id=34913742


The DOD spent $43m on a gas station in Afghanistan that uses natural gas reserves instead of imported petroleum. They wanted to show that these types of stations were feasible. The group in charge of it closed, so they have no record of how this much money was  spent. Similar gas stations only cost $500k.

Simple explanation: US history/precedent.

(Please note I have said for years that is what makes this the greatest country on earth. USA USA USA!)

[Millhouse]

the picture in my head...