Did You Ever Think Penis Size Would Be Part Of the Debate?

[GodFather]

I just couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous last nights debate was, I mean can you imagine being at your job and fighting over penis size and defending yourself that your "just fine in that area" ??

Ridiculous is an understatement. I think we should make this thread into what is the next most ridiculous statement that will be brought up at the next debate. I bet it still won't be as bad as what comes out of the GOP nominees mouths next time!!!!

[*bfine32*]

(03-04-2016, 01:53 PM)GodFather Wrote: I just couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous last nights debate was, I mean can you imagine being at your job and fighting over penis size and defending yourself that your "just fine in that area" ??

Ridiculous is an understatement. I think we should make this thread into what is the next most ridiculous statement that will be brought up at the next debate. I bet it still won't be as bad as what comes out of the GOP nominees mouths next time!!!!

I guess Bill will have to stand in for Hillary during the General Election debate.

[GMDino]

(03-04-2016, 01:53 PM)GodFather Wrote: I just couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous last nights debate was, I mean can you imagine being at your job and fighting over penis size and defending yourself that your "just fine in that area" ??

Ridiculous is an understatement. I think we should make this thread into what is the next most ridiculous statement that will be brought up at the next debate. I bet it still won't be as bad as what comes out of the GOP nominees mouths next time!!!!

In America?  Penis size is everything to the movers and shakers.

That's how the "real men" show how manly they are....but staring at each other's dicks. 

[Benton]

(03-04-2016, 01:53 PM)GodFather Wrote: I just couldn't help but laugh at how ridiculous last nights debate was, I mean can you imagine being at your job and fighting over penis size and defending yourself that your "just fine in that area" ??

Ridiculous is an understatement. I think we should make this thread into what is the next most ridiculous statement that will be brought up at the next debate. I bet it still won't be as bad as what comes out of the GOP nominees mouths next time!!!!

Wait, is this another penis joke?

[Benton]

(03-04-2016, 01:55 PM)bfine32 Wrote: I guess Bill will have to stand in for Hillary during the General Election debate.

You sure?

[*bfine32*]

It appears Ben Carson picked the wrong debate to drop out of...

[GodFather]

(03-04-2016, 02:03 PM)Benton Wrote: Wait, is this another penis joke?

Heyyyyyyyyyy Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*rimshot*

[GodFather]

(03-04-2016, 01:58 PM)GMDino Wrote: In America?  Penis size is everything to the movers and shakers.

That's how the "real men" show how manly they are....but staring at each other's dicks. 

Those guys aren't going to have to look long, doesn't take much time to stare at an inch and two wrinkles!

[GMDino]

(03-04-2016, 03:00 PM)GodFather Wrote: Heyyyyyyyyyy Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*rimshot*

Is *that* another penis joke?  

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

(03-04-2016, 03:00 PM)GodFather Wrote: *rimshot*

Wait, is this another penis joke?

[*Nately120*]

I think the biggest joke is that men with ® next to their names fighting about penis size is seen as more relevant than allowing legitimate 3rd party candidates to participate in debates. I'm really at a loss to explain how the system could be this flawed.

[GodFather]

(03-04-2016, 03:08 PM)GMDino Wrote: Is *that* another penis joke?  

(03-04-2016, 03:22 PM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: Wait, is this another penis joke?

*double rimshot*  Heyyyyyyyy Ohhhhhh

wait how many candidates? 

Quadruple *Rimshots* 

[Benton]

(03-04-2016, 03:22 PM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: Wait, is this another penis joke?

If so, it comes up short.



And, yes, that is a penis joke.

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

Isn't penis size the reason we invaded Iraq? I didn't know it came up in the debate, but I'm not surprised.

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

(03-04-2016, 03:36 PM)Benton Wrote: If so, it comes up short.



And, yes, that is a penis joke.

Has my wife been talking about me on Facebook, again?

[BengalHawk62]

Hey girl

I got something' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my dick in a box
It's in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know
When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukkah, dick in a box
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box

[oncemoreuntothejimbreech]

(03-04-2016, 04:04 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Hey girl

I got something' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my dick in a box
It's in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know
When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukkah, dick in a box
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box

 
That SNL skit is hilarious.

[Bengalzona]

You mean, I could be President?!?!?!?!?!!!!

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Cut an inch off their peckers and they'd have scabs on their asses.

That debate was embarrassing though. We are making fun of them right now but when you think about it, it's just frightening. What's really scary are those out there who will vote for these people because of that exchange.

[RoyleRedlegs]

the funny thing is, this IMO, goes back to something very important about Trump and his attitude/temper.

One of the writers for his Roast has openly said Donald doesn't understand jokes or get them. He takes every joke personally and holds it against someone even if he doesn't show it outright.

What Rubio originally said was clearly just a play on the "big hands/feet/long nose means big dick" thing to loop it humorously into not trusting Trump.

Trump immediately latched on to the penis size joke (which wasn't even actually made) and ignored the trustworthiness brought into question. Why? Because he doesn't understand jokes and how they work. So in essence, the joke worked flawlessly for Rubio because the actual point went so far over Trump's head.