Numbers Thread

[Wes Mantooth]

Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season?
2.) How many playoff games do they win?
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for?
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for?
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for?
6.) How many TD's does he throw?
7.) How many INT's does he throw?
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season?
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have?
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have?
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking?
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking?
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have?
14.) How many yards does Eifert have?
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have?
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better?
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year?
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat?
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash?

[Wes Mantooth]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 9
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 0
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 960
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 575
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 4050
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 26
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 17
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season?  4,767,898
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have?  520
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 640
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking?  10
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking?  12
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 0
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 605
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 6
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 10
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 2
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? 115
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat?  38
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash?  3.41

[djs7685]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 9
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 1
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1,223
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 512
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 4,196
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 29
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 18
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? A lot
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 337
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 813
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 9th PPG, 13th yards
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 7th PPG, 7th yards
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 81 total combined + solo, only plays 8 games
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 579
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have? 5
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 9
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? More times than Marvin giggles
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? 17
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 4.5

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 8
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 0
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1100 ish
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 600 ish
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 4k ish
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 25
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 16
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? where's that damn infinity symbol key?
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 400 ish
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 700 is
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 8th
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 12th
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 120 ish
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 500 ish
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 7
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 9
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? .....again, that infinity key.....
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? 47
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 4.31  

[SunsetBengal]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 12
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 4
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for?  1350
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for?  815
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for?  3950
6.) How many TD's does he throw?  37
7.) How many INT's does he throw?  15
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season?  infinity +1
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have?  790
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have?  1051
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking?  6
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking?  5
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have?  121
14.) How many yards does Eifert have?  826
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have  13.5
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have?  12.5
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better?  3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year?  infinity +2
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat?  As many as he wants
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash?  4.31

ck

[Benton]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 11
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 1
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1083
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 915
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? All of them.
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 23
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 19
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? Trick question, he's never stopped.
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 536
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 1081
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 8th
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 16th
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 4, but they're all on the same play, so he goes into the NFL record books before going on IR
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 4
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 4
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 4
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better?4
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? 4
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? 4
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash?4?

Toooooo many questions.

[djs7685]

(08-03-2015, 03:16 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: ck

I know he said "don't overthink it", I just wanted to point out that with those receiving totals and Andy's passing yardage, that means between Green, our #4 WR, #2 TE, Bernard, and Hill, that those guys would only have a combined 1,283 yards.

Please don't tell me that A.J. is going to be injured this year

[SunsetBengal]

(08-03-2015, 03:27 PM)djs7685 Wrote: I know he said "don't overthink it", I just wanted to point out that with those receiving totals and Andy's passing yardage, that means between Green, our #4 WR, #2 TE, Bernard, and Hill, that those guys would only have a combined 1,283 yards.

Please don't tell me that A.J. is going to be injured this year

What I'm hinting at is that maybe the ball gets spread around a bit more.  Probably should have made Dalton's passing total around 4300, as I see AJ getting 900-1000 yds.

[djs7685]

(08-03-2015, 03:35 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: What I'm hinting at is that maybe the ball gets spread around a bit more.  Probably should have made Dalton's passing total around 4300, as I see AJ getting 900-1000 yds.

I just want to see the current offense healthy for a full season. Andy had a career year with similar receivers and Jeremy Hill/3rd year Gio is so much better than BJGE/rookie Gio.

Seems like everybody in this thread believes Marvin is going to be giggling....a lot.

[Who Dey Time]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 11
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 1
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1,252
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 745
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 4,284
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 31
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 14
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? A lot but less than the amount of negative posts you will write about him 
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 695
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 1,015
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 12th
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 10th
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 0
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 802
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 5
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 8
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3 - Cincinnati 11-5, Pittsburgh 9-7, Baltimore 9-7
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? Approximately 512 same as the number of Dalton threads CornerBlitz will initiate
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? A lot but not as many as your mom 
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? Running on the field or running for a fix?

[*jason*]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season?    10
2.) How many playoff games do they win?  All of them.
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for?  1,210 yrds
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 575 yrds
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for?  3,000.... even
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 25
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 25
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season?  How many stars are in the sky? 
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 305 yrds
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have?  650 yrds
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking?  9th
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking?  13th
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have?   0
14.) How many yards does Eifert have?  350 yrds 
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have  5
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have?  9.5
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better?  3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? 0
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat?  1
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash?  15.2 sec

[Beaker]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 9
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 0
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1300
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 800
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 3500
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 17
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 12
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? every time
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 700
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 1100
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 8
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 14
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 50
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 600
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have? 8
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 9
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? 63
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? 63
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 4.3 sec with coke, 4.6 sec without coke

[BengalChris]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 10
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 2
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1650
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 600
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 3580
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 25
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 16
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? 1,000
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 580
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 875
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 9
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 10
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 0
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 675
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 6
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 13
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? 100
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? 5 x 16weeks
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? no idea

[Shake n Blake]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 10
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 0
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1253
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 512
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 3678
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 26
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 15
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? Once. One continuous giggle.
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 373
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 698
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 14th
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 9th
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 27 (in 4 games)
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 709
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have? 5.5
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 7.5
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? Twice............in every post
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? In one sitting? I'd say 94.
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 4.34 days

[*SHRacerX*]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 11
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 3
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1200
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 600
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 4400
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 30
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 15
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? LOTS
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 700
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 700
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 7th
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 5th
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 75 (misses first six games)
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 1,000
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 5
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 5
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? two
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? LOTS
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? LOTS
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 4.4

[milksheikh]

1.) How many games does this team win this season? 12
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 1
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1400+
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 400+
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 3700+
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 30+
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 13 or under
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? Couple of thousand.
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 500-700
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 700+
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? Top 7
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? Top 10
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 70ish
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 800+
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 9
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 11
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 2
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? tons
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? many
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 4.33

[2MinutesHate]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season? 10
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 0
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1300
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 700
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 3100
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 18
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 15
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? 6 (1 for each loss)
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 400
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 0
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 8
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 15
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 0
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 800
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 3
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 8
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? 80
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? 12
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 4.3

[Paul from Dayton]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: 1.) How many games does this team win this season? 10
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 3
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1300
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 650
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 3700
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 27
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 13
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? 9999999999
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 400
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 700
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 8
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking? 5
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 80
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 600
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have 6
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 9
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? 999999999
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? 9999999999
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 0.01

[Bengal Dude]

1.) How many games does this team win this season? 10
2.) How many playoff games do they win? 1
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for? 1503
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for? 411
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for? 3489
6.) How many TD's does he throw? 24
7.) How many INT's does he throw? 13
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season? 47
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have? 420
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have? 890
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking? 12th
12.) Where does our offense finish in ranking? 15th
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have? 35
14.) How many yards does Eifert have? 711
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have? 5
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have? 7.5
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better? 3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year? 666
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat? 62
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash? 4.37

[Se ky bengal]

(08-03-2015, 02:29 PM)Wes Mantooth Wrote: Don't overthink it, just throw out a guess:


1.) How many games does this team win this season?10
2.) How many playoff games do they win?1
3.) How many yards does Jeremy Hill rush for?12-1300
4.) How many yards does Gio Bernard rush for?650
5.) How many yards does Andy throw for?3750
6.) How many TD's does he throw?31
7.) How many INT's does he throw?15
8.) How many times does Marvin giggle this season?1 million
9.) How many receiving yards does Sanu have?425
10.) How many receiving yards does Marvin Jones have?800
11.) Where does our defense finish in ranking?7
12.) Where does out offense finish in ranking?10
13.) How many tackles does Burfict have?is he even playing
14.) How many yards does Eifert have?450
15.) How many sacks does M Johnson have2.5
16.) How many sacks does Dunlap have?2.5
17.) How many AFC North teams finish .500 or better?3
18.) How many times will Fred Toast say "straw man argument" this year?250
19.) How many cupcakes can Paul Alexander eat?his own weights worth
20.) What was Matt Jones best timed 40 yard dash?