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Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success
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So I have noticed a trend this free agency.

A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here

https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf

Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.

And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.

Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.
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https://youtu.be/JUBIU0gkWfs
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(03-17-2021, 01:55 AM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: https://youtu.be/JUBIU0gkWfs

I didn't ask for examples of the fans I was talking about.
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(03-17-2021, 01:43 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: So I have noticed a trend this free agency.

A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here

https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf

Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.

And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.

Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.


Did they do any research on Dartmouth grads?

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I’m positive they’re full of shit.
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(03-17-2021, 01:43 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: So I have noticed a trend this free agency.

A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here

https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf

Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.

And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.

Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.

Wow. I almost gave a serious response to this thread. 

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(03-17-2021, 01:43 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: So I have noticed a trend this free agency.

A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here

https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf

Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.

And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.

Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.

are they suggesting we all have psychic abilities?
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(03-17-2021, 01:43 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: So I have noticed a trend this free agency.

A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here

https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf

Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.

And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.

Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.

I think a better explanation for the Bengals lack of success is their ownership and front office. But maybe that's too obvious of an answer for you. 
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(03-17-2021, 03:13 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Wow. I almost gave a serious response to this thread. 

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The worst part is is that I think he's 100% serious. 
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I only got one thing to say, Who Dey!!

Super Bowl coming our way, boys.
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(03-17-2021, 09:30 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I only got one thing to say, Who Dey!!

Super Bowl coming our way, boys.

didnt know Cincy had put in a bid to host one
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#12
Ok, thoughts and prayers then.

May our positive energy be the brick wall that replaces conventional OLines.
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#13
scientific explanations.. muahahaha... can't wait for theological explanations next ...
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#14
Did you...Did you just blame the fans? My goodness. I have no words.

(I really hope this post was tongue-in-cheek. I just can't tell.)
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#15
Gets fed shit: “Wow, this tastes like shit.”

OP: It’s your fault it tastes like shit.
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(03-17-2021, 09:56 AM)XenoMorph Wrote: didnt know Cincy had put in a bid to host one

Notice, I didn't say we were winning it either.
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#17
How Mike Brown of them.
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#18
Hmm, what abilities must Paul Brown have possessed to have overcome the hordes of pessimistic fans in the first twenty years of the franchise? Must be the main reason he's a HOFer, scientifically speaking.
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I would ignore that science.  Ninja
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#20
You need to get confident!

Steelers fans a few months ago - There ain't NO way we're gonna lose to Ryan Finley.
Steelers fans a few months ago - There ain't NO way we're gonna lose a playoff game in Pittsburgh to the Browns!
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