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Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - NATI BENGALS - 03-17-2021
So I have noticed a trend this free agency.
A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf
Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.
And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.
Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - Nicomo Cosca - 03-17-2021
https://youtu.be/JUBIU0gkWfs
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - NATI BENGALS - 03-17-2021
(03-17-2021, 01:55 AM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: https://youtu.be/JUBIU0gkWfs
I didn't ask for examples of the fans I was talking about.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - Wyche'sWarrior - 03-17-2021
(03-17-2021, 01:43 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: So I have noticed a trend this free agency.
A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf
Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.
And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.
Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.
Did they do any research on Dartmouth grads?
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - oncemoreuntothejimbreech - 03-17-2021
I’m positive they’re full of shit.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - rfaulk34 - 03-17-2021
(03-17-2021, 01:43 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: So I have noticed a trend this free agency.
A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf
Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.
And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.
Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.
Wow. I almost gave a serious response to this thread.
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RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - XenoMorph - 03-17-2021
(03-17-2021, 01:43 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: So I have noticed a trend this free agency.
A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf
Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.
And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.
Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.
are they suggesting we all have psychic abilities?
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - WeezyBengal - 03-17-2021
(03-17-2021, 01:43 AM)NATI BENGALS Wrote: So I have noticed a trend this free agency.
A whole bunch of miserable pessimist fans. Combine this fact with the work being done by a Princeton research project for over two decades as seen here
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/papers/pdf/GCP.Explore.pdf
Where they are basically hypothesizing that collective human consciousness has an influence on things.
And with that it makes it pretty easy for me to jump to the astounding conclusion that the debbie downer eternal pessimist FANS are to blame for our lack of success.
Get your mind out of the gutter and have some positive thoughts for faux sake.
I think a better explanation for the Bengals lack of success is their ownership and front office. But maybe that's too obvious of an answer for you.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - WeezyBengal - 03-17-2021
(03-17-2021, 03:13 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Wow. I almost gave a serious response to this thread.
The worst part is is that I think he's 100% serious.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - TecmoBengals - 03-17-2021
I only got one thing to say, Who Dey!!
Super Bowl coming our way, boys.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - XenoMorph - 03-17-2021
(03-17-2021, 09:30 AM)TecmoBengals Wrote: I only got one thing to say, Who Dey!!
Super Bowl coming our way, boys.
didnt know Cincy had put in a bid to host one
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - hollodero - 03-17-2021
Ok, thoughts and prayers then.
May our positive energy be the brick wall that replaces conventional OLines.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - Bengalitis - 03-17-2021
scientific explanations.. muahahaha... can't wait for theological explanations next ...
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - BleedNOrange - 03-17-2021
Did you...Did you just blame the fans? My goodness. I have no words.
(I really hope this post was tongue-in-cheek. I just can't tell.)
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - StoneTheCrow - 03-17-2021
Gets fed shit: “Wow, this tastes like shit.”
OP: It’s your fault it tastes like shit.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - TecmoBengals - 03-17-2021
(03-17-2021, 09:56 AM)XenoMorph Wrote: didnt know Cincy had put in a bid to host one
Notice, I didn't say we were winning it either.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - Destro - 03-17-2021
How Mike Brown of them.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - masterpanthera_t - 03-17-2021
Hmm, what abilities must Paul Brown have possessed to have overcome the hordes of pessimistic fans in the first twenty years of the franchise? Must be the main reason he's a HOFer, scientifically speaking.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - masonbengals fan - 03-17-2021
I would ignore that science.
RE: Scientific Explanation for Bengals Lack of Success - Nately120 - 03-17-2021
You need to get confident!
Steelers fans a few months ago - There ain't NO way we're gonna lose to Ryan Finley.
Steelers fans a few months ago - There ain't NO way we're gonna lose a playoff game in Pittsburgh to the Browns!