05-25-2022, 04:51 AM
Remember last year the stories on the news warning people to NOT plant the mystery seeds arriving from China? It was a chemical warfare campaign! They were bombarding us with invasive species to destroy our food supply lines! Secret COVID blah blah blah..
Well, as it turns out what actually happened was the year or so before when we were all in lockdown a lot of people thought they were going to plant all these AMAZING gardens since they were all at home.. So...they ordered seeds online not realizing they were from China.. it gets better though.. China too was on lockdown and still are and those orders the year or so before were all delayed, but the people receiving the mystery seeds merely forgot about the seeds they'd ordered. But why were they mysteries you say? Simple.. Agriculture rules USDA in the US wouldn't allow seeds from overseas to be shipped all over the nation so some smart entrepreneurs in China simply relabeled the seeds as things like ear rings, electronic parts, etc.. People simply forgot and when they couldn't find an answer they certainly weren't going to admit they were dumb enough to order illegal seeds from china or even forget in general.. Mystery seeds! OMG! We're all doomed! Now we have Freedom Pox! You know..Monkey pox? You just know where this is heading...right?
Well, as it turns out what actually happened was the year or so before when we were all in lockdown a lot of people thought they were going to plant all these AMAZING gardens since they were all at home.. So...they ordered seeds online not realizing they were from China.. it gets better though.. China too was on lockdown and still are and those orders the year or so before were all delayed, but the people receiving the mystery seeds merely forgot about the seeds they'd ordered. But why were they mysteries you say? Simple.. Agriculture rules USDA in the US wouldn't allow seeds from overseas to be shipped all over the nation so some smart entrepreneurs in China simply relabeled the seeds as things like ear rings, electronic parts, etc.. People simply forgot and when they couldn't find an answer they certainly weren't going to admit they were dumb enough to order illegal seeds from china or even forget in general.. Mystery seeds! OMG! We're all doomed! Now we have Freedom Pox! You know..Monkey pox? You just know where this is heading...right?
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
