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I was reading some of the misery on the Browns board today regarding Johnny Fartball's latest setback and one of them mentioned losing out for Goff. He said it was "f***ing off for Goff." This reminded me of other goofy terms people come up with for losing out and getting the top pick QB, and made me want to make up more, especially for those who existed before the days of stupid internet message boards. It's also a hoot when people talk about tanking for the #1 QB pick and the guy doesn't go #1 at all, like Teddy Bridgewater. Anywho, let's see....and feel free to add your own crapstastic ones!
2014 - Be Shameless for Jameis or Not Care One Iota for Mariotta
2013 - Come up Short for Bort
2007 - Play Like Crap for JaMarcus, Get Crappier Anyhow
2005 - Play Like the 1912 Dodgers for Rodgers (yea I know Alex Smith went #1)
1993 - Play Like Poo for Drew
1971 - Play Like Junkett for Plunkett
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"Suck for Luck" or if you just miss out that year..."Wiffin' for Griffen"
"Sham for Cam"
"Blow for Tebow" (he didn't go first, but still kind of funny)
"Quit trying for Ryan"
"Panning for Manning"
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Punching yourself in the balls for Akili.
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Play like we have downy for Clowney.
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(11-24-2015, 07:05 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I was reading some of the misery on the Browns board today regarding Johnny Fartball's latest setback and one of them mentioned losing out for Goff. He said it was "f***ing off for Goff." This reminded me of other goofy terms people come up with for losing out and getting the top pick QB, and made me want to make up more, especially for those who existed before the days of stupid internet message boards. It's also a hoot when people talk about tanking for the #1 QB pick and the guy doesn't go #1 at all, like Teddy Bridgewater. Anywho, let's see....and feel free to add your own crapstastic ones!
2014 - Be Shameless for Jameis or Not Care One Iota for Mariotta
2013 - Come up Short for Bort
2007 - Play Like Crap for JaMarcus, Get Crappier Anyhow
2005 - Play Like the 1912 Dodgers for Rodgers (yea I know Alex Smith went #1)
1993 - Play Like Poo for Drew
1971 - Play Like Junkett for Plunkett
1961- Play like less of a man for Fran?
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(11-24-2015, 10:24 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Play like we have downy for Clowney.
Freakin steelers fans.... :angry:
QUARTERBACKS!!!
This is why we can never have nice things!!!!!!
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(11-24-2015, 10:33 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Freakin steelers fans.... :angry:
QUARTERBACKS!!!
This is why we can never have nice things!!!!!!
To be fair he was talking about Big Ben
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(11-25-2015, 02:00 AM)bfine32 Wrote: To be fair he was talking about Big Ben
Now it makes perfect sense.
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Jam your face in the Futon, for Newton
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Suck dick for Vick.
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Play super badford for stupid Sam Bradford
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Suck on dees for Mr. Brees
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