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Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Nately120 - 11-24-2015
I was reading some of the misery on the Browns board today regarding Johnny Fartball's latest setback and one of them mentioned losing out for Goff. He said it was "f***ing off for Goff." This reminded me of other goofy terms people come up with for losing out and getting the top pick QB, and made me want to make up more, especially for those who existed before the days of stupid internet message boards. It's also a hoot when people talk about tanking for the #1 QB pick and the guy doesn't go #1 at all, like Teddy Bridgewater. Anywho, let's see....and feel free to add your own crapstastic ones!
2014 - Be Shameless for Jameis or Not Care One Iota for Mariotta
2013 - Come up Short for Bort
2007 - Play Like Crap for JaMarcus, Get Crappier Anyhow
2005 - Play Like the 1912 Dodgers for Rodgers (yea I know Alex Smith went #1)
1993 - Play Like Poo for Drew
1971 - Play Like Junkett for Plunkett
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - fredtoast - 11-24-2015
"Suck for Luck" or if you just miss out that year..."Wiffin' for Griffen"
"Sham for Cam"
"Blow for Tebow" (he didn't go first, but still kind of funny)
"Quit trying for Ryan"
"Panning for Manning"
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Nately120 - 11-24-2015
Playing Like Dingleberries for Terry (Bradshaw)
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - bfine32 - 11-24-2015
Win haltin' for Dalton
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Vas Deferens - 11-24-2015
shittin the bed for Ted
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - fredtoast - 11-24-2015
Punching yourself in the balls for Akili.
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - fredtoast - 11-24-2015
Slouch for Couch
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - 6andcounting - 11-24-2015
Play like we have downy for Clowney.
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - rfaulk34 - 11-24-2015
(11-24-2015, 07:05 PM)Nately120 Wrote: I was reading some of the misery on the Browns board today regarding Johnny Fartball's latest setback and one of them mentioned losing out for Goff. He said it was "f***ing off for Goff." This reminded me of other goofy terms people come up with for losing out and getting the top pick QB, and made me want to make up more, especially for those who existed before the days of stupid internet message boards. It's also a hoot when people talk about tanking for the #1 QB pick and the guy doesn't go #1 at all, like Teddy Bridgewater. Anywho, let's see....and feel free to add your own crapstastic ones!
2014 - Be Shameless for Jameis or Not Care One Iota for Mariotta
2013 - Come up Short for Bort
2007 - Play Like Crap for JaMarcus, Get Crappier Anyhow
2005 - Play Like the 1912 Dodgers for Rodgers (yea I know Alex Smith went #1)
1993 - Play Like Poo for Drew
1971 - Play Like Junkett for Plunkett
1961- Play like less of a man for Fran?
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - rfaulk34 - 11-24-2015
(11-24-2015, 10:24 PM)6andcounting Wrote: Play like we have downy for Clowney.
Freakin steelers fans.... :angry:
QUARTERBACKS!!!
This is why we can never have nice things!!!!!!
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Nately120 - 11-25-2015
2003 - Play badder then Jeffrey Dahmer for Carson Palmer?
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - bfine32 - 11-25-2015
(11-24-2015, 10:33 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: Freakin steelers fans.... :angry:
QUARTERBACKS!!!
This is why we can never have nice things!!!!!!
To be fair he was talking about Big Ben
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - rfaulk34 - 11-25-2015
(11-25-2015, 02:00 AM)bfine32 Wrote: To be fair he was talking about Big Ben
Now it makes perfect sense.
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Nately120 - 11-25-2015
1982 - Play Like Farts for Schlichter, Art
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Vas Deferens - 11-25-2015
Jam your face in the Futon, for Newton
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Vas Deferens - 11-25-2015
Push your wife into a donkey show, for Bledsoe
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Bengal Dude - 11-25-2015
Suck dick for Vick.
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Nately120 - 11-25-2015
Stank like slaughterhouse beef for Leaf
Play super badford for stupid Sam Bradford
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - MrRager - 11-25-2015
Suck on dees for Mr. Brees
RE: Unclever names for tanking for a #1 QB - Nately120 - 11-25-2015
In 1983 the Jets ceased their flyin' for Ken O'Brien when they really should have been playin crappier than SPAM for Marino, Dan.