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(02-10-2017, 08:25 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: What is really BS is that you have to be 25% Native, to qualify as a minority with the U.S. government.
African-American qualifies with one drop of African blood.
You can't tell me Warren is 25% Native.
No way she's more than an eighth.

Upon reading several "fact check" articles, the best case scenario for Warren is 1/32 Native American.  Though she cannot verify that she is actually any percentage of Native American blood, those that support her seem to keep championing the point of "you can't prove she's not..."

Is that where we are right now?  Privileged people taking advantage of tools put in place to help the disadvantaged?  I mean, really?  In all of the "family lore" that she was told about growing up, just how much of an effort did her family ever make to connect with those Native American roots?  Did they ever take a vacation to tribal lands?  Did they ever attend a ceremonial Pow Wow?  Did they really even acknowledge that they had any Native ancestry, before they saw an advantage to admitting it?
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(02-10-2017, 09:12 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Upon reading several "fact check" articles, the best case scenario for Warren is 1/32 Native American.  Though she cannot verify that she is actually any percentage of Native American blood, those that support her seem to keep championing the point of "you can't prove she's not..."

Is that where we are right now?  Privileged people taking advantage of tools put in place to help the disadvantaged?  I mean, really?  In all of the "family lore" that she was told about growing up, just how much of an effort did her family ever make to connect with those Native American roots?  Did they ever take a vacation to tribal lands?  Did they ever attend a ceremonial Pow Wow?  Did they really even acknowledge that they had any Native ancestry, before they saw an advantage to admitting it?
I'm an eighth and I'd feel like a poser going to a pow-wow.
My buddy that's half has tried to get me to go.
I may, someday.
My ancestor didn't have a birth certificate.
The only documentation was a marriage certificate.
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(02-10-2017, 10:08 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: I'm an eighth and I'd feel like a poser going to a pow-wow.
My buddy that's half has tried to get me to go.
I may, someday.
My ancestor didn't have a birth certificate.
The only documentation was a marriage certificate.


Same here, I'm an eighth.  But, since I was not raised in any of the customs, I would feel awkward AF attending any tribal activity.  Especially when you account for my Franco-Germanic bloodlines on my European roots..  You can actually see the Native features in my Father, and even more in my departed Grandmother.  I, however look like another White guy..
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(02-10-2017, 10:27 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Same here, I'm an eighth.  But, since I was not raised in any of the customs, I would feel awkward AF attending any tribal activity.  Especially when you account for my Franco-Germanic bloodlines on my European roots..  You can actually see the Native features in my Father, and even more in my departed Grandmother.  I, however look like another White guy..
German/Dutch is the rest of the makeup, for me.
I have the high cheekbones, squinty eyes, and the alcohol addiction propensity.
Other than that...white boy.
I forgot, the reflexes are pretty sweet...lol

Anyway, we better stop muddying up the thread (pun intended).
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Transcript of the conversation the source of the leaks had over the phone with CNN:

"Hello? Is this CNN? Yes, listen, I'm the leaker. Believe me. I have the best leaks. You're going to get tired of all these leaks. I'm totally not Donald Trump trolling you. Now, I have it on the best authority. This is the best authority. Nobody has authority like this authority, it's the best. I have it on best authority that Donald Trump was in Russia and he totally peed on a mattress or something like that. Seriously, the best leaks. You're going to get tired of all the leaks that are coming. I'm going to make Mexico pay for all these leaks. It's phenomenal and I gotta go."
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I'll post this one here as it was a series of jokes.


http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2017/02/11/ed-helms-tom-petty-musicares-person-of-the-year-grammys-trump/97785442/

Quote:Ed Helms skillfully roasts Trump, using only Tom Petty song titles

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Ed Helms emceed the 2017 MusiCares Person of the Year, honoring Tom Petty. (Photo: Robyn Beck, AFP/Getty Images)

LOS ANGELES — It was only a matter of time until somebody mentioned Trump at one of Grammy week's most star-studded events.
Hosting the 2017 MusiCares Person of the Year gala Friday night, which honored Rock and Roll Hall of Famer Tom Petty, actor Ed Helms kicked things off by mocking the president and his contested travel ban, which barred immigrants and refugees from seven Muslim-majority countries from entering the USA.

"How 'bout another round of applause for the amazing Randy Newman?" Helms said, after the singer's performance of the Petty classic Refugee. "I hate to kind of bring things down right off the bat, but I need to let you know that due to a White House executive order, that rendition of Refugee is now banned, and I just got word that Randy Newman has been placed on a plane to Syria already. He's in the air, I don't know how that happened. That's bad news if you're a Randy Newman fan, but I know myself, I feel safer."

Helms didn't stop there, making a flurry of references to Petty's catalog during an imagined conversation between Trump and immigrants.


"Trump is basically saying to the Internet community, 'You Wreck Me,' " Helms continued. "And the immigrant community is like, 'Don't Do Me Like ThatStop Dragging My Heart Around. You know, I'm just Runnin' Down a Dream. I want my daughter to be an American Girl. Honestly, You Don't Know How It Feels. Back in my home country, we're Free Fallin', OK?' And Trump is just like, 'Yer So Bad.' And the immigrant community is like, 'Listen to (Your) Heart.' And Trump is like, I Won't Back Down#ItsGoodToBeTheKing,' which is a weird thing for a president to say."
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I think it is great if Trumpsters start taking stats seriously. And agree we should challenge false equivalences.
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