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RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - treee - 11-28-2016

What is with all of the troll posting from new accounts these past few days?


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Beaker - 11-28-2016

(11-28-2016, 04:56 PM)mhbsavant Wrote: Any man that continues to be a fan of this organization does not deserve a woman that respects him. If your woman starts to burn all your clothes, scratch all your cars, call you out your name, and starts to practice infidelity on a regular...there is nothing really you could say.
 
Think about it, you root for a team who has a kicker that can't hit an extra point (Your coach thinks missing extra points is fine). You root for a team who can't win a playoff game. You root for a team who does not value the fans exemplified by their satisfaction with mediocrity. You root for a team that loves drafting Corner backs in the first round, ALL THE TIME! You root for a team that has a coach that always says, “We must try harder" when trying to hammer this Square shape into this Circular hole (While other coaches with a mental capacity either saws the shape to a suitable form or ADJUST the hole to fit the Square).  
 
Your woman should simply say, the Bengals add nothing beneficial to your life, they always let you down. Your emotional connection to the team is unhealthy, and they always treat you like shit...She going say, give me the same etiquette you give the Bungles who is treating you like shit.
 

Must be your time of the month. 


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Millhouse - 11-28-2016

Wonder what the OP thinks of Browns fans. Nervous


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Derrick - 11-28-2016

(11-28-2016, 06:35 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I am crushed. 

Some random guy who has never accomplished anything special in his life just accused me of "loving mediocrity" because I don't consider the actions of a professional football team to be a personal attack against me.

How will I ever recover from this.

Cry
You people take yourselves way too seriously. Leave the OP alone. Don't add your personal twit and the post will steadily slide off the bottom of the page.


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Fresno B - 11-28-2016

(11-28-2016, 06:08 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: Ok some of my Threads are Ridiculous but this one is just WOW.

Idk man that trade AJ Green post was way out there.


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - BonnieBengal - 11-28-2016

Just wondering where that leaves me.  Wink


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Awful Llama - 11-28-2016

(11-28-2016, 06:08 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: Ok some of my Threads are Ridiculous but this one is just WOW.

Just for that, here's a six-pack for ya, Marlon:

Who Dey Who Dey Who Dey Who Dey Who Dey Who Dey


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - CKwi88 - 11-28-2016

......and this is what happens when you live vicariously through a football team.

It's a game. Get over it and hope for better next time.


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - bengals73 - 11-28-2016

Opens thread.. Starts reading..

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RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Marlon23 - 11-28-2016

(11-28-2016, 08:18 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Just for that, here's a six-pack for ya, Marlon:

Who Dey Who Dey Who Dey Who Dey Who Dey Who Dey

haha WHO DEY!!!!! x6


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - jason - 11-28-2016

I've seen some stupid ass posts in my day, and the OP is one of them.


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - wolfkaosaun - 11-28-2016

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - WhoDave72 - 11-28-2016

Man I hope you are trolling, life is too short to get that upset about the Bengals. Hope everything is OK, God bless.


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - GreenCornBengal - 11-28-2016

My girlfriend is a mediocre b**** and I love her too...

I guess I have a thing for abuse.


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Burma - 11-28-2016

(11-28-2016, 09:41 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

This is now a Billy Madison gif thread.

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RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Go Cards - 11-28-2016

WTF !

Puff, puff, pass, pass and it will be ok in the morning.


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - Air Force 1 - 11-29-2016

My woman is a Patriots fan...Oh how I envy her sometimes...WHO - DEY !!


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - mhbsavant - 11-29-2016

(11-28-2016, 06:35 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I am crushed. 

Some random guy who has never accomplished anything special in his life just accused me of "loving mediocrity" because I don't consider the actions of a professional football team to be a personal attack against me.

How will I ever recover from this.

Cry
Pray  lol


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - mhbsavant - 11-29-2016

(11-28-2016, 06:49 PM)Sled21 Wrote: Winner of the most asinine post of the year..... must be one of the Stoolers fans who think the team they cheer for has some bearing on their manhood...
I'm a Bengals fan going on 27 years....
The truth hurts tho 


RE: If you're a Man and a fan of the Bengals - mhbsavant - 11-29-2016

(11-28-2016, 07:30 PM)treee Wrote: What is with all of the troll posting from new accounts these past few days?

Troll: anyone who doesn't agree with the group's way of thinking...of ok... Whatever