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RE: New Bengals Nicknames - TKUHL - 05-03-2017
(05-03-2017, 12:35 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: This draft was brought to you by the Letter J
that was the big hole we filled on draft day
Lol
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - TKUHL - 05-03-2017
(05-03-2017, 05:57 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I know this is mostly tongue-in-cheek, but "End Zone" Malone sound like something straight out of a 1950's football movie.
I love it.
So...How do I patent it or have copy rights?
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - bonesaw - 05-03-2017
Carl lay down the Lawson
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - TKUHL - 05-04-2017
(05-03-2017, 10:29 PM)bonesaw Wrote: Carl lay down the Lawson
Let's just hope he doesn't turn out to be Carl Breaking The Lawson.
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - magikod - 05-04-2017
(05-02-2017, 11:37 PM)coachmcneil71 Wrote: Joe "Quick Hitter" Mixon or as we call him at my place. Punk Ass *****!
haha
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - bengalsturntup926 - 05-04-2017
Joe ike Turner mixon
Jon Ross you just got rossed
Carl Lawson aka takeo atkins
Vontaze the killer burfict
Adam take on everybody jones
Andy quire boy dalton
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - Circleville Guy - 05-04-2017
Those nicknames for a woman beater are both sick and tacky. . Here's hoping y hat you are as jolly if your daughter, wife or momma get a their face broken... he he , funny and classy... right.... karma to you all . .
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - Circleville Guy - 05-04-2017
Your sick jokes are why we have to fight stereotypes as guys... Sharia law is for the middle east... please dont joke about violence towards women.... kinda sick.
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - Mike M (the other one) - 05-04-2017
John Booker Ross
John Supersonic Ross
John Turbo Ross
John Mercurial Ross
John Rapid Ross
John Quick Draw Ross
John Twinkle Toes Ross
John Meteoric Ross
John Ross Express
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - masterpanthera_t - 05-04-2017
(05-03-2017, 06:02 PM)fredtoast Wrote: "I'm Carla, son!"
If this were to happen, I hope it does after his stellar football career with the Bengals. But, that's me being selfish. Whatever works for Carl(a).
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - masterpanthera_t - 05-04-2017
(05-04-2017, 03:07 AM)Circleville Guy Wrote: Those nicknames for a woman beater are both sick and tacky.
Fair point. I will be careful with my posts to make sure they don't have a hint of implicit condoning (even if that's not what I had intended to do).
Quote: Here's hoping y hat you are as jolly if your daughter, wife or momma get a their face broken... he he , funny and classy... right.... karma to you all . .
You've completely lost the plot here. One, if you understand karma, your wish that someone here would have to deal with this type of pain, would actually be bad karma for you. You've gone overboard with wishing harm for people here.
Quote:Your sick jokes are why we have to fight stereotypes as guys... Sharia law is for the middle east... please dont joke about violence towards women.... kinda sick.
What does this have to do with Sharia law? Is this an attempt to somehow stereotype middle easterners? You had a good point, and then completely went overboard with doing some of the same things you lectured everyone about here.
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - Fan_in_Kettering - 05-04-2017
JJ "Let's Make a" Dielman
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - fredtoast - 05-04-2017
(05-04-2017, 02:21 PM)masterpanthera_t Wrote: If this were to happen, I hope it does after his stellar football career with the Bengals. But, that's me being selfish. Whatever works for Carl(a).
It was a phonetic joke
carllawson=carlason
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - fredtoast - 05-04-2017
Two of our draft picks should get the following nicknames.
"Where's this"
"What's the"
Anyone know which ones?
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - Bengal Dude - 05-04-2017
(05-04-2017, 04:11 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Two of our draft picks should get the following nicknames.
"Where's this"
"What's the"
Anyone know which ones?
Glasgow
Dielman
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - masterpanthera_t - 05-04-2017
(05-04-2017, 04:09 PM)fredtoast Wrote: It was a phonetic joke
carllawson=carlason
I understood it as a phonetic joke. It sounded to me like the joke was "I'm Carla now", son (as in call me Carla not Carl).
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - masterpanthera_t - 05-04-2017
(05-04-2017, 04:16 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: Glasgow
Dielman
also, "Where's this Lawson", and "What's the Lawson"
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - BengalsRocker - 05-04-2017
The only name to be used is Nick, and only one man can have that name.
RE: New Bengals Nicknames - Derrick - 05-04-2017
(05-02-2017, 11:29 PM)TKUHL Wrote: John "The Rocket" RossYou have a very creative mind...
Johnny Rocket
Roadrunner Ross
Toss to Ross
Joe "The Hitman" Mixon
Joe "Bam Bam" Mixon
TKJoe Mixon
Joe "Macho" Mixon
Bazooka Joe Mixon
Joe Mama Mixon
Joe "Pinto Bean" Mixon
Joe "Frazier" Mixon
Joe Mayweather Mixon
Joe Fistin Mixon
Joe "The Sandman" Mixon
Joe "Rick James" Mixon
Joe Mixon it up
Josh "Daylight Come And I Wanna Go" Malone
Marvin Jones Clone Malone
Josh "Leave Me" Malone
The Drone Malone
End Zone Malone- I really like this one best.
Here I Go Again On Malone
Malone in the dark
Malone with you
Better Off Malone
I Drink Malone- Ok this sounds bad
Goal Post Malone
Red Zone Malone- Ok I like this one too.