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RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Benton - 07-11-2015
Aren't you European?
We find that inherently offensive.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Harmening - 07-11-2015
(07-10-2015, 09:14 PM)hollodero Wrote: Don't turn all fritzy.
I'm stealing that one from ya.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Se ky bengal - 07-11-2015
(07-10-2015, 09:14 PM)hollodero Wrote: Hooo... you "dare" me...
...but point is simple, my friend: No one here really cares what you did or did not do. I certainly don't. It's people seeking some entertainment, distraction, stimulus, fun, whatever. People are not interested to dare you to anything, and people don't care what anyone has or has not said about you. If people are smart, that is.
Get a grip. Don't turn all fritzy.
I hope that's a bit offensive. It might be healthy.
You are correct sir!!! It's all been took care. Sure don't want to be " fritzy". Thank for advice. As far as the parties involved , it's water under brigge. So you guys will never hear me mention it anymore. As always I'm going read post and hopefully , to be able to chime in sometime. Ty for advice was well taken.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Johnny Cupcakes - 07-11-2015
(07-10-2015, 10:38 PM)Se ky bengal Wrote: I was fingered
this explains a lot.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - 6andcounting - 07-11-2015
This whole thread is triggering my PTSD I developed when I trolled JN on the original board the day before they shut it down.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Se ky bengal - 07-11-2015
Johnny Cupcake
this explains a lot.
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RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Interceptor - 07-11-2015
![[Image: xxxx-brewery-tour.jpg]](http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/97/bf/b2/xxxx-brewery-tour.jpg)
Because not everyone there knows how to spell "beer".
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - hollodero - 07-11-2015
(07-10-2015, 10:22 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: I'm sorry that when I think of your country I immediately think of this:
I'm also sorry what this may mean from a sexual standpoint
![[Image: vienna-sausages_Yoe_flickr.jpg]](http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/mix931fm.com/files/2011/11/vienna-sausages_Yoe_flickr.jpg)
What does it mean from a sexual standpoint?
Do wieners cut in pieces do something for you, or dou you actually get aroused by Austria?
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - hollodero - 07-11-2015
Btw. you all really didn't make clear if you wish to get offended. So I refrain for now. I'd consider it quite impolite to offend people without asking for consent first.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Interceptor - 07-11-2015
(07-10-2015, 06:54 PM)hollodero Wrote: Just sayin'. If you too want to experience the new hip and trendy emotion of feeling offended, just ask and I'll offend you.
(For example by not answering... can't answer every idiot.)
![[Image: 462f8c0c18ca12e3eb45149699766f0f.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/46/2f/8c/462f8c0c18ca12e3eb45149699766f0f.jpg)
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - rfaulk34 - 07-11-2015
(07-11-2015, 01:47 PM)hollodero Wrote: What does it mean from a sexual standpoint?
Do wieners cut in pieces do something for you, or dou you actually get aroused by Austria?
I think he's referring to how small the "weiners" are.
I'm sorry.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - rfaulk34 - 07-11-2015
American "weiners".
![[Image: WvFFq4BallParkBeefFranks16oz.jpg]](http://www.coastgrocery.com/pages/uploads/Products/WvFFq4BallParkBeefFranks16oz.jpg)
Much bigger.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Bengalzona - 07-11-2015
(07-11-2015, 01:47 PM)hollodero Wrote: What does it mean from a sexual standpoint?
Do wieners cut in pieces do something for you, or dou you actually get aroused by Austria?
Yes. I get aroused by Austria. All that unabashed socialism and yodeling... what more could a man want!!!
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Awful Llama - 07-11-2015
(07-11-2015, 01:47 PM)hollodero Wrote: What does it mean from a sexual standpoint?
Do wieners cut in pieces do something for you, or dou you actually get aroused by Austria?
They're not cut in pieces. They're manufactured in precisely that size and shape. It's your national food, for pete's sake. You should know that
For the record, no one gets aroused by, in or near Austria. Now just go back to listening to Olivia Newton John while you pet your wallaby.
I'm sorry for thinking of you petting a wallaby.
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - hollodero - 07-11-2015
(07-11-2015, 04:15 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: I'm sorry for thinking of you petting a wallaby.
That's ok. Although I myself rather refer to it as my Boa Constrictor.
And I know as an American you're somehow excused, but you do know that just because you name something "Viennese" doesn't actually make stuff Viennese, right? No one in Vienna or in the whole country would eat those canned culinaric perversions you wrongfully associated with this beautiful city here. We treat meat with some dignity; we got real sausages. National dish, pah.
You're so full of stereotypes - which actually is so typical...
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - Awful Llama - 07-11-2015
(07-11-2015, 05:13 PM)hollodero Wrote: That's ok. Although I myself rather refer to it as my Boa Constrictor.
And I know as an American you're somehow excused, but you do know that just because you name something "Viennese" doesn't actually make stuff Viennese, right? No one in Vienna or in the whole country would eat those canned culinaric perversions you wrongfully associated with this beautiful city here. We treat meat with some dignity; we got real sausages. National dish, pah.
You're so full of stereotypes - which actually is so typical...
Yeah, I think I might have managed to figure out at some point in my life prior to this conversation that Vienna Sausages are not in fact served in your country. You told us that in a prior conversation on the old board some time ago, actually.
That aside, you had me - and I'd argue many others - at "we got real sausages."
RE: I'd happily offend any of you. - fredtoast - 07-13-2015
(07-11-2015, 05:13 PM)hollodero Wrote: You're so full of stereotypes
No we aren't. That is just a stereotype.