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RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - Awful Llama - 11-06-2021
(11-03-2021, 01:40 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Polyvinyl sex robots.
Yes, I do need more than one.
Ah, the age old sex robot quandary:
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RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - hollodero - 11-06-2021
(11-03-2021, 01:40 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Polyvinyl sex robots.
Yes, I do need more than one.
Guess some prefer watching...
RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - grampahol - 11-06-2021
(11-01-2021, 04:36 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote:
Indiana Tourism:
People Come Here To Die
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Because they're just dying to get in!
RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - grampahol - 11-06-2021
Some of your answers have already blown through your first 49.9 million in the first few items. Why not a $49,999,999.99 hooker and a shiny new penny?
RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - Tiger Teeth - 11-07-2021
(11-06-2021, 07:07 PM)grampahol Wrote: Because they're just dying to get in!
We have very beautiful cemetaries in the Hoosier state. We also have an abundance of churches. And a whopping amount of liquor stores. Where I live, for example.
The population of my town is roughly 12,000 give or take. There is easily 30 plus places to worship the lord. On the same hand, for a town this small, and this is going by memory, there are 7 traditional liquor stores. Then you have the retail stores like Walmart, Walgreens, Kroger, CVS, etc.
So here in Indiana, you get get sauced on Saturday, and forgiven on Sunday. And when you go, we'll do you right!
RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - jfkbengals - 11-07-2021
(11-06-2021, 03:00 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Ah, the age old sex robot quandary:
Mathematics say the two options are the same.
For example, I've never slept with an actual 10. One night I slept with 5 twos, and that counts in my book.
RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - grampahol - 11-07-2021
(11-07-2021, 10:20 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: We have very beautiful cemetaries in the Hoosier state. We also have an abundance of churches. And a whopping amount of liquor stores. Where I live, for example.
The population of my town is roughly 12,000 give or take. There is easily 30 plus places to worship the lord. On the same hand, for a town this small, and this is going by memory, there are 7 traditional liquor stores. Then you have the retail stores like Walmart, Walgreens, Kroger, CVS, etc.
So here in Indiana, you get get sauced on Saturday, and forgiven on Sunday. And when you go, we'll do you right!
None of the church stuff amounts to a hill of beans if you're like me and don't buy the hokum of what churches are selling plus they can't decide which is the one true denomination..Personally I lean towards Toothfairianism. I actually received cold, hard cash for my teeth as a kid....and I completely quit drinking so Indiana holds no special places for me, but I do live in South Carolina where you can't swing a cat by the tail without hitting a church or liquor store..
RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - Tiger Teeth - 11-08-2021
(11-07-2021, 02:10 PM)grampahol Wrote: but I do live in South Carolina where you can't swing a cat by the tail without hitting a church or liquor store..
Same here. And there's a lot of dizzy cats around!
RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - masonbengals fan - 02-08-2022
Super Bowl tickets would be 1st on my list.
RE: If you won the lottery what you buying? - grampahol - 02-12-2022
(11-07-2021, 10:20 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: We have very beautiful cemetaries in the Hoosier state. We also have an abundance of churches. And a whopping amount of liquor stores. Where I live, for example.
The population of my town is roughly 12,000 give or take. There is easily 30 plus places to worship the lord. On the same hand, for a town this small, and this is going by memory, there are 7 traditional liquor stores. Then you have the retail stores like Walmart, Walgreens, Kroger, CVS, etc.
So here in Indiana, you get get sauced on Saturday, and forgiven on Sunday. And when you go, we'll do you right!
Since I was born and raised in Dayton and have been to Indiana more times than I care to remember the reason there are so many cemeteries is because anyone even passing through Indiana is liable to die of boredom at any turn.. I managed to live, but not without considerable effort..
I just realized if I win a big lotto payout my first purchase will likely be a big roll of toilet paper since I'm pretty sure I'll shit myself before I have a chance to buy anything else.. LOL