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Dear Message Board Posters - SteelCitySouth - 05-14-2015

Dear Message Board Posters,

New digs...I dig.

Signed

Wears It Better Than You


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Bengalzona - 05-14-2015

Welcome!

(And tell your wife I'll be there at the regular time.)


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - SteelCitySouth - 05-14-2015

(05-14-2015, 02:50 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Welcome!

(And tell your wife I'll be there at the regular time.)

Dear ?

Please formulate your posts in the approved format. Otherwise they will be ignored.

Signed

With Your Wife Right Now.


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Chipperson - 05-14-2015

(05-14-2015, 02:58 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Dear ?

Please formulate your posts in the approved format.  Otherwise they will be ignored.

Signed

With Your Wife Right Now.

tsss yea ya wife was rubbing my tootsies last night

home run chippah


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Benton - 05-14-2015

Dear With Your Wife Right Now,

They aren't getting it.

Signed,
Neither is your wife.


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - SteelCitySouth - 05-14-2015

(05-14-2015, 03:18 PM)Benton Wrote: Dear With Your Wife Right Now,

They aren't getting it.

Signed,
Neither is your wife.

Dear Neither is your wife,

One dude is a lame-o who needs me to come around to keep his wife satisfied...The other has a chip in his sig that has no ridges. I hope you weren't keeping your expectations too high with all this considered.

Signed

You Can Only Work With What You Get


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Tiger Teeth - 05-14-2015

(05-14-2015, 03:23 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Dear Neither is your wife,

One dude is a lame-o who needs me to come around to keep his wife satisfied...The other has a chip in his sig that has no ridges.  I hope you weren't keeping your expectations too high with all this considered.

Signed

You Can Only Work With What You Get

Dear You Can Only Work With What You Get,

I got some extra if you don't have enough to work with.

Signed

Kicked In The Nads


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - SteelCitySouth - 05-14-2015

(05-14-2015, 04:13 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Dear You Can Only Work With What You Get,

I got some extra if you don't have enough to work with.

Signed

Kicked In The Nads

Dear Kicked In The Nads

Being kicked in the nads is a common cause of elephantiasis of the "nads". This is particularly devastating to those such as yourself who suffer from a microphallus.

Signed

Still Bigger Than You


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Awful Llama - 05-14-2015

(05-14-2015, 05:04 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Still Bigger Than You

Lucky guess.


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Bengalzona - 05-14-2015

(05-14-2015, 08:39 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Lucky guess.

Dear Lucky Guess,

Maybe it is not lucky at all. Maybe he knows from experience.

Signed,

I Get It Now


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Murdock2420 - 05-16-2015

(05-14-2015, 08:51 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear Lucky Guess,

Maybe it is not lucky at all. Maybe he knows from experience.

Signed,

I Get It Now

Dear I Get It Now,

How could you have forgotten the most amazing thread from the old board already?

Signed,

Philhos' Ego Even Made It Here.


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - PhilHos - 05-25-2015

(05-16-2015, 12:27 AM)Murdock2420 Wrote: Dear I Get It Now,

  How could you have forgotten the most amazing thread from the old board already?

Signed,

  Philhos' Ego Even Made It Here.

Dear Philhos' Ego Even Made it Here,

Have you seen Philhos' Id anywhere?

Signed,
Philhos' Super Ego


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Benton - 05-25-2015

(05-25-2015, 09:32 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Dear Philhos' Ego Even Made it Here,

Have you seen Philhos' Id anywhere?

Signed,
Philhos' Super Ego

Dear Philhos Super Ego,

You left it at the gas station when you bought those scratch offs and the 40 of Coors.

Signed,
Prioritize Your Priorities


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - BmorePat87 - 05-25-2015

(05-14-2015, 03:12 PM)Chipperson Wrote: tsss yea ya wife was rubbing my tootsies last night

home run chippah

lol, why was he banned?

Tsss


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Tiger Teeth - 05-25-2015

(05-25-2015, 10:04 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: lol, why was he banned?

Tsss

Dear ?,

Because he was freakin' people out.

Signed,

I need a penis reduction


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Johnny Cupcakes - 05-25-2015

Dear I need a penis reduction,

To much chippin'?  Couldn't handle a litta bitta riffin'?  Ya mudda'd be ashamed. Tssssssss.

Signed,

Bring back da chippah!


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - PhilHos - 05-26-2015

(05-25-2015, 11:32 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Dear I need a penis reduction,

To much chippin'?  Couldn't handle a litta bitta riffin'?  Ya mudda'd be ashamed. Tssssssss.

Signed,

Bring back da chippah!

Dear Bring back da chippah,

Translation, please.

Signed,
Everyone


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - jason - 05-26-2015

(05-26-2015, 11:37 AM)PhilHos Wrote: Dear Bring back da chippah,

Translation, please.

Signed,
Everyone

Dear Everyone,

I hope to God that that is not the real chippah in that photo... tssss

Signed,
Larry Bird on bath salt


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - RICHMONDBENGAL_07 - 05-26-2015

(05-26-2015, 06:54 PM)jason Wrote: Dear Everyone,

I hope to God that that is not the real chippah in that photo... tssss

Signed,
Larry Bird on bath salt

Dear Larry Bird on bath salt

Can you or anyone on here please tell me what in gods name he was trying convey when he'd typed "tssss" Because I haven't got a clue as to what that is supposed mean.

Signed
Confused yet intrigued


RE: Dear Message Board Posters - Bengalzona - 05-26-2015

(05-26-2015, 08:12 PM)RICHMONDBENGAL_07 Wrote: Dear Larry Bird on bath salt

Can you or anyone on here please tell me what in gods name he was trying convey when he'd typed "tssss" Because I haven't got a clue as to what that is supposed mean.

Signed
Confused yet intrigued

Dear Confused yet Intrigued,

Many people question their gender identity at some point in their live. This perfectly natural. Take SCS, for example. Sort of an on-going thing with him. No need to be confused. Feel free to explore!

Signed,
I Don't Know What "tssss" Means Either