Dear Message Board Posters,

New digs...I dig.

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Wears It Better Than You

Welcome!

(And tell your wife I'll be there at the regular time.)

(05-14-2015, 02:50 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Welcome!

(And tell your wife I'll be there at the regular time.)

Dear ?

Please formulate your posts in the approved format. Otherwise they will be ignored.

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With Your Wife Right Now.

(05-14-2015, 02:58 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Dear ?

Please formulate your posts in the approved format.  Otherwise they will be ignored.

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With Your Wife Right Now.

tsss yea ya wife was rubbing my tootsies last night

home run chippah

Dear With Your Wife Right Now,

They aren't getting it.

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Neither is your wife.

(05-14-2015, 03:18 PM)Benton Wrote: Dear With Your Wife Right Now,

They aren't getting it.

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Neither is your wife.

Dear Neither is your wife,

One dude is a lame-o who needs me to come around to keep his wife satisfied...The other has a chip in his sig that has no ridges. I hope you weren't keeping your expectations too high with all this considered.

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You Can Only Work With What You Get

(05-14-2015, 03:23 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Dear Neither is your wife,

One dude is a lame-o who needs me to come around to keep his wife satisfied...The other has a chip in his sig that has no ridges.  I hope you weren't keeping your expectations too high with all this considered.

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You Can Only Work With What You Get

Dear You Can Only Work With What You Get,

I got some extra if you don't have enough to work with.

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Kicked In The Nads

(05-14-2015, 04:13 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Dear You Can Only Work With What You Get,

I got some extra if you don't have enough to work with.

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Kicked In The Nads

Dear Kicked In The Nads

Being kicked in the nads is a common cause of elephantiasis of the "nads". This is particularly devastating to those such as yourself who suffer from a microphallus.

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Still Bigger Than You

(05-14-2015, 05:04 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Still Bigger Than You

Lucky guess.

(05-14-2015, 08:39 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Lucky guess.

Dear Lucky Guess,

Maybe it is not lucky at all. Maybe he knows from experience.

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I Get It Now

(05-14-2015, 08:51 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear Lucky Guess,

Maybe it is not lucky at all. Maybe he knows from experience.

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I Get It Now

Dear I Get It Now,

How could you have forgotten the most amazing thread from the old board already?

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Philhos' Ego Even Made It Here.

(05-16-2015, 12:27 AM)Murdock2420 Wrote: Dear I Get It Now,

  How could you have forgotten the most amazing thread from the old board already?

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  Philhos' Ego Even Made It Here.

Dear Philhos' Ego Even Made it Here,

Have you seen Philhos' Id anywhere?

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Philhos' Super Ego

(05-25-2015, 09:32 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Dear Philhos' Ego Even Made it Here,

Have you seen Philhos' Id anywhere?

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Philhos' Super Ego

Dear Philhos Super Ego,

You left it at the gas station when you bought those scratch offs and the 40 of Coors.

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Prioritize Your Priorities

(05-14-2015, 03:12 PM)Chipperson Wrote: tsss yea ya wife was rubbing my tootsies last night

home run chippah

lol, why was he banned?

Tsss

(05-25-2015, 10:04 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: lol, why was he banned?

Tsss

Dear ?,

Because he was freakin' people out.

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I need a penis reduction

Dear I need a penis reduction,

To much chippin'?  Couldn't handle a litta bitta riffin'?  Ya mudda'd be ashamed. Tssssssss.

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Bring back da chippah!

(05-25-2015, 11:32 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Dear I need a penis reduction,

To much chippin'?  Couldn't handle a litta bitta riffin'?  Ya mudda'd be ashamed. Tssssssss.

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Bring back da chippah!

Dear Bring back da chippah,

Translation, please.

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Everyone

(05-26-2015, 11:37 AM)PhilHos Wrote: Dear Bring back da chippah,

Translation, please.

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Everyone

Dear Everyone,

I hope to God that that is not the real chippah in that photo... tssss

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Larry Bird on bath salt

(05-26-2015, 06:54 PM)jason Wrote: Dear Everyone,

I hope to God that that is not the real chippah in that photo... tssss

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Larry Bird on bath salt

Dear Larry Bird on bath salt

Can you or anyone on here please tell me what in gods name he was trying convey when he'd typed "tssss" Because I haven't got a clue as to what that is supposed mean.

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Confused yet intrigued

(05-26-2015, 08:12 PM)RICHMONDBENGAL_07 Wrote: Dear Larry Bird on bath salt

Can you or anyone on here please tell me what in gods name he was trying convey when he'd typed "tssss" Because I haven't got a clue as to what that is supposed mean.

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Confused yet intrigued

Dear Confused yet Intrigued,

Many people question their gender identity at some point in their live. This perfectly natural. Take SCS, for example. Sort of an on-going thing with him. No need to be confused. Feel free to explore!

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I Don't Know What "tssss" Means Either