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Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - GMDino - 07-30-2015 Damn Muslims! http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/fox-host-the-role-of-modern-women-is-to-engage-in-a-little-horizontal-hula-and-then-make-him-a-sandwich/ Quote:Fox News host Andrea Tantaros advised women on Thursday that they should always be ready to give their man a sandwich after sex and a beer after his shower if they wanted the relationship to last. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - fredtoast - 07-30-2015 (07-30-2015, 04:54 PM)GMDino Wrote: Damn Muslims! Forget the sandwich. Just put out in the first place. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - BmorePat87 - 07-30-2015 RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - StLucieBengal - 07-30-2015 Many women believe this ... I think Brooke Shields is a big proponent of this .... She took a lot of heat from women's lib people when she came out to advocate for this .... A throwback to simpler times. There is more to this then just beers and a post sex sammich. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - Rotobeast - 07-30-2015 (07-30-2015, 04:54 PM)GMDino Wrote: Damn Muslims! HUZZAH !!!! RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - fredtoast - 07-30-2015 I don't understand any of this. When I am through sexing up a woman she is not capable of making a sandwich. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - BmorePat87 - 07-30-2015 (07-30-2015, 10:44 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I don't understand any of this. When I am through sexing up a woman she is not capable of making a sandwich. That's because they're unconscious, Bill Cosby. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - StLucieBengal - 07-30-2015 (07-30-2015, 10:47 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: That's because they're unconscious, Bill Cosby. Rep RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - GMDino - 07-30-2015 (07-30-2015, 07:34 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: Many women believe this ... I think Brooke Shields is a big proponent of this .... She took a lot of heat from women's lib people when she came out to advocate for this .... A throwback to simpler times. There is more to this then just beers and a post sex sammich. Simpler times. http://www.vintag.es/2015/07/10-hilariously-bad-pieces-of-retro-sex.html#more Quote:10 Hilariously Bad Pieces of Retro Sex Ed Advice That Will Make You Glad To Be a Teen Today Good for a giggle anyway! RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - fredtoast - 07-31-2015 (07-30-2015, 10:47 PM)BmorePat87 Wrote: That's because they're unconscious, Bill Cosby. (07-30-2015, 10:58 PM)StLucieBengal Wrote: Rep Yep. I knew you guys would have no idea what I am talking about. The only reason a woman doesn't make a sandwich for you guys after sex is because you don't let them know when you are finished. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - StLucieBengal - 07-31-2015 (07-31-2015, 12:58 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Yep. I knew you guys would have no idea what I am talking about. And a good comeback. Haha well done RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - StLucieBengal - 07-31-2015 (07-30-2015, 11:37 PM)GMDino Wrote: Simpler times. This is great lol. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - StLucieBengal - 07-31-2015 I asked the wife about this and she agreed with most of this ... And really after I saw the list she does do some of that .... But like anything it always goes both ways... can't be a lazy dude if your girl puts you on a pedestal you gotta return the favor. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - BengalHawk62 - 07-31-2015 Its about time I put my foot down. I'm going to go home tonight and talk to the woman and tell her this is how things are going to start going around here. I want a sammich after we get done bumpin' fuzzies and after a shower, I want a beer in a frosty mug waiting for me. Or else! RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - GMDino - 07-31-2015 (07-31-2015, 01:06 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Its about time I put my foot down. I'm going to go home tonight and talk to the woman and tell her this is how things are going to start going around here. I want a sammich after we get done bumpin' fuzzies and after a shower, I want a beer in a frosty mug waiting for me. Or else! RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - GMDino - 07-31-2015 (07-31-2015, 01:44 AM)StLucieBengal Wrote: I asked the wife about this and she agreed with most of this ... And really after I saw the list she does do some of that .... But like anything it always goes both ways... can't be a lazy dude if your girl puts you on a pedestal you gotta return the favor. Yeah, there's a difference between saying you should respect each other and be good to one another and whatever they were spouting over there on FOX. RE: Modern women should ‘engage in a little horizontal hula and then make him a sandwich - JustWinBaby - 07-31-2015 I would do dirty, dirty things to Andrea Tantaros. Otherwise, I would say don''t try to make-up for being a prude in the bedroom with sandwiches. |