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I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - michaelsean - 08-27-2015
All you have to do is claim you have bought Startkist tuna in th elast 5 years, and you get $25 in cash or $50 in tuna. Even if nobody cheats, $25 for every person who has bought their tuna in the last five years?
http://consumerist.com/2015/08/25/starkist-tuna-class-action-settlement-means-customers-get-25-in-cash-or-50-in-tuna/
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - XenoMorph - 08-27-2015
(08-27-2015, 05:28 PM)michaelsean Wrote: All you have to do is claim you have bought Startkist tuna in th elast 5 years, and you get $25 in cash or $50 in tuna. Even if nobody cheats, $25 for every person who has bought their tuna in the last five years?
http://consumerist.com/2015/08/25/starkist-tuna-class-action-settlement-means-customers-get-25-in-cash-or-50-in-tuna/
sweet 50$ of cat food.
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - jfkbengals - 08-27-2015
(08-27-2015, 06:24 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: sweet 50$ of cat food.
Yup, he's gonna be one happy kitty!
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - SunsetBengal - 08-27-2015
Just wait till the fitness community gets wind of this..
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - Awful Llama - 08-27-2015
You can lie and get free cash or tuna, but he'll be watching....
![[Image: Charlie-Carousel-Starkist*500.jpg?v=1]](http://assets.bizjournals.com/pittsburgh/Charlie-Carousel-Starkist*500.jpg?v=1)
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - Yojimbo - 08-27-2015
(08-27-2015, 05:28 PM)michaelsean Wrote: All you have to do is claim you have bought Startkist tuna in th elast 5 years, and you get $25 in cash or $50 in tuna. Even if nobody cheats, $25 for every person who has bought their tuna in the last five years?http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/27/business/free-starkist-tuna.html?_r=0&referrer=
http://consumerist.com/2015/08/25/starkist-tuna-class-action-settlement-means-customers-get-25-in-cash-or-50-in-tuna/
Only have to pay a maximum of $8mill in cash or $4mill in food. Won't put them out of business.
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - Benton - 08-27-2015
They'll get a bailout.
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - michaelsean - 08-28-2015
(08-27-2015, 10:57 PM)Yojimbo Wrote: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/27/business/free-starkist-tuna.html?_r=0&referrer=
Only have to pay a maximum of $8mill in cash or $4mill in food. Won't put them out of business.
Oh I missed that part. Yeah that's different.
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - michaelsean - 08-28-2015
(08-27-2015, 11:09 PM)Benton Wrote: They'll get a bailout.
We have no choice. If they go then we all go.
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - Johnny Cupcakes - 08-28-2015
Don't be thieves, friends. Resist the urge.
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - Awful Llama - 08-28-2015
(08-28-2015, 05:40 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: Don't be thieves, friends. Resist the urge.
Hey, someone yells "free tuna," they're going to draw a crowd.
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - JustWinBaby - 08-29-2015
They really kind of **** you if they give you food instead of cash
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - Nately120 - 08-30-2015
Honestly, I've only purchased the generic stuff.
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - CINwillWIN - 09-01-2015
(08-30-2015, 10:10 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Honestly, I've only purchased the generic stuff.
I'm in the same boat...(pun intended)
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - fredtoast - 09-02-2015
They will be fine.
They are just trying to build a better future.
![[Image: tumblr_m5qcf4cfzu1qlxu0fo1_500.jpg]](http://static.tumblr.com/fmmgrik/3DDmevcif/tumblr_m5qcf4cfzu1qlxu0fo1_500.jpg)
RE: I don't see how Starkist can stay in business - Awful Llama - 09-02-2015
(08-30-2015, 10:10 PM)Nately120 Wrote: Honestly, I've only purchased the generic stuff.
Well, this made me go check to see what the wife buys. Never really paid attention or requested she buy something specific. In our pantry we have two cans of Chicken of the Sea. Reminds me of their old jingle:
Ask any mermaid you happen to see: what's the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea!
Aaaaaaaaaaand that song is stuck in my head
