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Quote of the day - SunsetBengal - 09-08-2018
I'll get it started.
My heart has no room for you. The trunk of my car, most definitely does.
-many a man
RE: Quote of the day - HarleyDog - 09-08-2018
LOL - funny you post this thread. I was just chatting with my daughter and she was depressed because she failed at something.
My response: Get used to failing. Its how you get used to trying again. Eventually, you make it. Then you appreciate it. Success is being patient with yourself and fighting the evil thoughts of failure every morning when you get up, and the devil tells you your doomed before you even get a shower and brush your teeth. But you do it anyway and go out and conquer the day and say "Duck You Satan!" We'll do this again tomorrow you wussy!
RE: Quote of the day - Awful Llama - 09-08-2018
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
RE: Quote of the day - bengalfan74 - 09-08-2018
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.
RE: Quote of the day - SunsetBengal - 09-08-2018
(09-08-2018, 09:32 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.
Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock. I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..
RE: Quote of the day - HarleyDog - 09-08-2018
(09-08-2018, 09:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock. I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..
You saying Kid Rock brought Malaria into Ohio? That son-of-a- well, you know I cant finish it.
RE: Quote of the day - Millhouse - 09-08-2018
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard." - Ron Swanson
RE: Quote of the day - Tiger Teeth - 09-08-2018
I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. - Me -
RE: Quote of the day - Go Cards - 09-08-2018
Life is like a bicycle.
To keep your balance you have to keep moving.
RE: Quote of the day - SunsetBengal - 09-08-2018
Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go round.
-Freddy Mercury
RE: Quote of the day - Benton - 09-09-2018
Don't worry about losing your accent, a southern man tells better jokes
Drive-By Truckers
RE: Quote of the day - HarleyDog - 09-09-2018
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RE: Quote of the day - SunsetBengal - 09-09-2018
I judge a man's blocking ability based on his proficiency at pouring ketchup.
-Paul Alexander
RE: Quote of the day - grampahol - 09-09-2018
(09-08-2018, 09:46 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Well, Michigan did give us Kid Rock. I can appreciate them for that, but they can keep their damn mosquitos..
Actually Michigan is best known for being the original pattern for mittens.. That upper peninsula? Just a broken fingernail..
RE: Quote of the day - Go Cards - 09-09-2018
Simplicity equals complexity.
Me
RE: Quote of the day - Go Cards - 09-09-2018
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
AE
RE: Quote of the day - Go Cards - 09-09-2018
It's not true that I had nothing on
I had the Bengals game on
RE: Quote of the day - Sabretooth - 09-09-2018
Always read the small print (that is where the details are that will screw up your life).
RE: Quote of the day - bengalfan74 - 09-10-2018
Any woman worth doing is worth......wait, better look this one up again
RE: Quote of the day - grampahol - 09-11-2018
Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat . Sometimes you get pissed off. ~Bathroom stall humor.