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Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - GMDino - 02-27-2019 https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/02/pennsylvania-church-will-bless-assault-rifles-preparation-christs-return/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=share_bar&fbclid=IwAR0iW-_JPh9lz1KSmRkaPdDDp_jdnMItpt-DB7gjsU-2xicQ4qPaXM9IpFE#jCVVEFeHxQBrRpfu.01 Quote:Who Would Jesus Shoot? A gun-loving Pennsylvania church will bless assault rifles in anticipation of Christ’s return. [url=https://wp-media.patheos.com/blogs/sites/410/2018/02/jesusgunPA.png][/url] RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - michaelsean - 02-27-2019 Is this rapture stuff? Are they already conceding that they will be left behind? RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - GMDino - 02-27-2019 (02-27-2019, 06:24 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Is this rapture stuff? Are they already conceding that will will be left behind? Ha! I didn't think it of that way! I'm assuming they believe Jesus will lead their army to take out the evildoers. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Sociopathicsteelerfan - 02-27-2019 Will this improve my groupings? If so I'm all for it. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - TheLeonardLeap - 02-27-2019 (02-27-2019, 06:26 PM)GMDino Wrote: Ha! I didn't think it of that way! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1773560/ "Jesus returns to 1970s Los Angeles to clean up the streets... one thug at a time." RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Vas Deferens - 02-27-2019 (02-27-2019, 07:21 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Sounds like a play on beat one of the best movies of all time: RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Sociopathicsteelerfan - 02-27-2019 (02-27-2019, 07:21 PM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: I like that he's still carrying the cross. Wouldn't putting that thing down be the first item on your agenda? Also, that slide needs to be cleaned and lubricated and Jesus has horrific trigger discipline. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - michaelsean - 02-27-2019 (02-27-2019, 07:20 PM)Sociopathicsteelerfan Wrote: Will this improve my groupings? If so I'm all for it. If they bless your rifle, and your groupings improve, will you rejoin the flock? RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Sociopathicsteelerfan - 02-27-2019 (02-27-2019, 07:38 PM)michaelsean Wrote: If they bless your rifle, and your groupings improve, will you rejoin the flock? Honestly, probably not. I'll just take the credit. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Yojimbo - 02-27-2019 (02-27-2019, 07:30 PM)Sociopathicsteelerfan Wrote: I like that he's still carrying the cross. Wouldn't putting that thing down be the first item on your agenda? It’s like the Von Miller Old Spice commercial. It’s too easy being the Son of God, so he has to do things to make it harder. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Nately120 - 02-27-2019 If an evil man doth strike you, present the other cheek so that he may striketh that, as well. After that you are legally cleared to use lethal force. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Nebuchadnezzar - 02-27-2019 Did you read their Declaration? WOW! https://www.sanctuary-pa.org/constitution This is a cult like that of Heavens Gate or Jonestown. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - michaelsean - 02-27-2019 (02-27-2019, 10:13 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: Did you read their Declaration? WOW! I just skimmed it, but I don’t thunk it’s all original material. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - fredtoast - 02-28-2019 (02-27-2019, 10:13 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: Did you read their Declaration? WOW! It is Sun Young Moons son. Go watch the videos where he is wearing a crown made out of shell casing. No surprise that he owns a nearby gun store. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Benton - 02-28-2019 (02-27-2019, 06:24 PM)michaelsean Wrote: Is this rapture stuff? Are they already conceding that they will be left behind? Modern conservatives are in a tough spot. The Bible talks about helping people and being kind, but the NRA says that Democrats are going to eat your babies. To balance things out, there's a grwoing culture that believe we're in the end times and all gloves are off. RE: Pennsylvania Church Will Bless Assault Rifles In Preparation For Christ’s Return - Nately120 - 02-28-2019 (02-28-2019, 05:38 PM)Benton Wrote: Modern conservatives are in a tough spot. The Bible talks about helping people and being kind, but the NRA says that Democrats are going to eat your babies. To balance things out, there's a grwoing culture that believe we're in the end times and all gloves are off. Of all the things in the Bible the idea that Jesus carried an assault rifle would be one of the easier things to accept. |