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Cinderella question. - fredtoast - 10-12-2021
Why did Prince Charming have to try to shoe on everyone to find Cinderella? How could he forget what she looked like so quickly if she was the love of his life?
RE: Cinderella question. - XenoMorph - 10-12-2021
(10-12-2021, 11:47 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Why did Prince Charming have to try to shoe on everyone to find Cinderella? How could he forget what she looked like so quickly if she was the love of his life?
too much hobbit leaf lol....
RE: Cinderella question. - Interceptor - 10-12-2021
(10-12-2021, 11:47 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Why did Prince Charming have to try to shoe on everyone to find Cinderella? How could he forget what she looked like so quickly if she was the love of his life?
It was a masked ball.
RE: Cinderella question. - fredtoast - 10-12-2021
(10-12-2021, 12:20 PM)Interceptor Wrote: It was a masked ball.
If it was then that explains it.
RE: Cinderella question. - HarleyDog - 10-12-2021
(10-12-2021, 12:20 PM)Interceptor Wrote: It was a masked ball.
This^^. And the fact that she washed off the pearl necklace he gave her so he had no way to identify her.
RE: Cinderella question. - fredtoast - 10-12-2021
(10-12-2021, 12:53 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: This^^. And the fact that she washed off the pearl necklace he gave her so he had no way to identify her.
If he had been a dawg he could have just smelled every girls butt to find her.
RE: Cinderella question. - HarleyDog - 10-12-2021
(10-12-2021, 04:32 PM)fredtoast Wrote: If he had been a dawg he could have just smelled every girls butt to find her.
Trust me. Although that part of the job has its perks, not all experiences are pleasant ones.
RE: Cinderella question. - need2mellowout - 10-14-2021
Prince Charming had a serious foot fetish issue.
RE: Cinderella question. - BengalHawk62 - 10-14-2021
(10-12-2021, 04:32 PM)fredtoast Wrote: If he had been a dawg he could have just smelled every girls butt to find her.
(10-12-2021, 05:07 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Trust me. Although that part of the job has its perks, not all experiences are pleasant ones.
US Custom Coast Guard Dope Dog
But the war on drugs is hell on Dope Dogs nose
It smells where the nose goes when the doors close and the dealer want to hide the dope
In the booty, in the twat
Then they squat and make the dog sniff their bowel
Foul, as they fart in his face
DAMN for a shitty half gram
A DOPE DOG
U.S. Custom Coast Guard Dope Dog, nicknamed "Bust em"
Like most dope sniffin' dogs, he's got a habit, trained to have to have it
Pick up the tracks of the trafficker, and track em' like a rabbit up the coastline
Canine controlled substance retriever
Receiver of the "Golden Nose" award
Dope Dog-A Dope Dog
RE: Cinderella question. - Benton - 10-15-2021
Cause he was staring at her boobs all night.
Or...
He couldn't recognize her by the top of her head.
RE: Cinderella question. - grampahol - 10-16-2021
One shoe size can't be THAT rare. Depending on the population there could have been thousands of broads whose foot could've fit the slipper. A glass slipper? Doesn't sound particularly comfortable now does it? I wonder if they had Dr Sholes back then..
RE: Cinderella question. - jfkbengals - 10-16-2021
(10-12-2021, 11:47 AM)fredtoast Wrote: Why did Prince Charming have to try to shoe on everyone to find Cinderella? How could he forget what she looked like so quickly if she was the love of his life?
I have to imagine that they enjoy adult beverages at the ball. And as he had a whole lot of women looking to become a princess, I'm sure his memory might have been a little fuzzy in the morning as to who his winner was. True story, this was the exact reason they decided to give out roses or whatever on The Bachelor.
RE: Cinderella question. - Sled21 - 10-20-2021
Not sure about Cinderella, but what I want to know is what exactly those 7 dwarves were doing to Snow White out in the "Cabin in the Woods."
RE: Cinderella question. - grampahol - 10-21-2021
The real answer? WHO CARES? It was made up nonsense and the fairy godmother couldn't really turn pumpkins into carriages nor mice into horses and back at the strike of midnight.. and glass makes horrible footwear anyway plus who wants to live in that kind of monarchy anyway?
RE: Cinderella question. - bfine32 - 10-21-2021
(10-21-2021, 01:37 AM)grampahol Wrote: The real answer? WHO CARES? It was made up nonsense and the fairy godmother couldn't really turn pumpkins into carriages nor mice into horses and back at the strike of midnight.. and glass makes horrible footwear anyway plus who wants to live in that kind of monarchy anyway?
Well at least you believe there was a fairy godmother
RE: Cinderella question. - grampahol - 10-22-2021
(10-21-2021, 09:32 PM)bfine32 Wrote: Well at least you believe there was a fairy godmother
Just monarchies..
RE: Cinderella question. - BigPapaKain - 10-22-2021
(10-15-2021, 11:31 AM)Benton Wrote: Cause he was staring at her boobs all night.
Or...
He couldn't recognize her by the top of her head.
In the movie, all the guards are staring at her ass.
RE: Cinderella question. - XenoMorph - 10-22-2021
(10-22-2021, 04:50 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: In the movie, all the guards are staring at her ass.
wasnt that version of cinderella
RE: Cinderella question. - BigPapaKain - 10-22-2021
(10-22-2021, 05:29 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: wasnt that version of cinderella
Oh no. I'm talking about the kid's version with the blue gown put out there by House of Mouse.
RE: Cinderella question. - Tiger Teeth - 10-22-2021
I just accidentally clicked this thread thinking fred posted some porn, I'm sorry.